zober

the art of not being stoned.

zober is to stoned
as
sober is to drunk

God damn, I only just became zober.

by dudley November 18, 2004

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Zobered

the act of shitting in ones under-britches because of physics

Matt: Hey Sean, d'ya study for physics buddy??

Sean: No, man i went home and tried to but I quickly became Zobered and ended up doing laundry instead

Matt: ahhh, happened to me last week..

by I<3P.B.64 November 17, 2009

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Zobered

the act of shitting in ones under-britches because of physics

Matt: Hey Sean, d'ya study for physics buddy??

Sean: No, man i went home and tried to but I quickly became Zobered and ended up doing laundry instead

Matt: ahhh, happened to me last week..

by I<3P.B.64 November 17, 2009

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A Zoleira is a badass bitch that cannot and will not be messed with, and is hungry at all times. Zoleira’s have very smart mouths,so if they offend you, they’re just being honest.

Some adjectives to describe a Zoleira are: sassy, quick-reflexed, smmexy,sleepy, sneaky, flirty, bad-habited, feisty, hungry, independent, and clever.

Woah, that was such a Zoleira thing to do!

by duhhhitszee February 18, 2019

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Zober

A person, usually a teenager, who tries to impress but fails miserably.
Often have very short hair and keep riding their cheap modified scooters in circles to impress girls.

Joe: "Here comes William on his ear-destroying motorcycle again..."
Jack: "What a zober..."

by luggysp April 19, 2019

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