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zionist

someone who's hot and sexy and funny
damn, she's a zionist? no wonder she's so fine
by sobbing_horse February 21, 2024
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Zionist

Someone who is a fan of Zion Williamson
"Did you watch the Pelican's game last night? All of the zionists were celebrating after his triple-double."
by realballer22 April 30, 2024
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Zionist

A common target of ugly, pathetic lowlives who are looking for someone to blame for their shitty lives.
I am a miserable asshole so I will post anonymously online with hatred of zionists.
by JB1948 January 18, 2024
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anti-zionist

Someone who doesn’t know the definition of zionism, or knows the correct definition and just hates Jewish people. This word is synonymous with the term “antisemite” and is often used in its place as an attempt to disguise one’s antisemitism.

Zionism is the belief that Jewish people have the right to self-determination in their indigenous land of Israel.

An anti-zionist is someone who opposes Israel and the Jewish people’s right to exist, often times advocating for the complete destruction of the state of Israel and the genocide of the Jewish people.

Most anti-zionists support the terrorist organization Hamas, who’s charter explicitly states that they will not stop committing terrorist attacks until Israel and the Jewish people are either killed, sent back to the countries they came to Israel to escape genocide from, or convert to Islam. They say that the only way they could ever live peacefully with the Jewish people is through Jihadism, meaning they must convert or die.
Uneducated Hamas Supporter: “I’m not an antisemite, I’m an anti-zionist!”
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zionist

a person who's hot and sexy and funny
damn, she's a zionist? no wonder she's so fine.
by sobbing_horse February 21, 2024
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Zionist

Anyone who buys into the nonsensical idea of zionism; literally 'Jewish Nationalism', the belief that all jews in all places and at all times belong to one unified national group (one 'people'), with the official state of that nation being the State of Israel - Zionism is the subordination of the jewish religious identity (Judaism as a religion) and the jewish cultural identity under a Jewish nationalist identity and attempts to project that national identity onto all jews regardless of whether they want it or not - it also means the rejections of any possible Israeli national identity, as there can only be one jewish national identity, 'the jews' (all jews).
Same equivalent idea as Christian nationalism, or the Islamic State caliphate (which attempted to claim to be the official and authoritative state of all muslims), except more normalized and more widely tolerated by western societies.
According to Zionist interpretation anyone attempting to claim zionism or the Jewish state of Israel as illegitimate or calling for the end of zionism or the end of Israel as a 'Jewish' state (in practice an illiberal, supremacist, apartheid state) is regarded as espousing antisemitic beliefs; This is why there is so much confusion and seemingly inconsistent or apparently false claims of antisemitism (because of 2 different mainstream interpretations; an original interpretation of antisemitism, and a new Zionist interpretation which attempts to shield criticism of Jewish nationalism)
'I had so much fun on my free Birthright trip to Israel this summer! Am Yisrael Chai! I think I'm going to leave my charmed life in Maryland and go live in a cheap US govt-subsidized settlement in Samaria' response Woah are you seriously a zionist?

'Israel had no choice but to bomb that hospital with everyone inside it! the IDF said there was a secret Hamas terrorist command center underneath it!' response are you kidding me?! only a brainwashed lemming or a zionist would believe such obvious IDF lies

referring to a literal and obvious genocide 'They shouldn't have picked a fight they couldn't win' response Get out of my car you fkng Zionist, we're done!
by Christmas29 May 24, 2025
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Zionist

People who support the ma$$acre of Palestinian children, funded by the great USA. As of December 2023 Zionists declared that speaking up against them equates to anti-Semitism and are able to get away the crimes they commit.
Zionists celebrate after innocent children are...taken away.

Most have Hollywood celebrities have become Zionists.
by Israelsababykiller December 11, 2023
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