zezima

In medical terms, zezima is defined as a predominately hairless growth never found on women.

"be careful, spending too much time on your computer can lead to a bad case of zezima syndrome"

by Hobo_Hank_14 March 30, 2008

Zezima

Not #1 anymore.

Runedude1: Hey, did you hear? Zezima's not at the top anymore!

rAnDoMnOoB: He's not? Then who is?

Runedude1: Kingduffy 1 is. However, I still believe in Zezima.

rAnDoMnOoB: Forget Zez! All hail Kingduffy 1!

by Anonlord October 25, 2008

Zezima

A hardworking fat guy, who achives at video games, and fails at life.

Teh Zezima guy is a famous nerd...

by Lolz lowzer October 29, 2008

zezima

A nerd who plays runescape and has hacked many accounts according to the San Diego Union Tribute newspapers.

Zezima is such a noob who has three jimmy's.

by jimbo jack jimmy April 05, 2009

Zezima

A term for someone who only does one thing all day, every day, and excessively. Can sometimes be considered a "robot" to what they do, and they take very little time on important things in life. (family, excercize, etc.) Is motivated to be #1 in what they do.

Person A: I can't go to work today, have to become the number one log runner in the world.
Person B: You're such a Zezima! *cries*

by A7xGirl48 December 11, 2006

Zezima Meal

A fictional meal named after the current highest scoring runescape player, Zezima, which consists of spaghetti with "dragon sauce", "runescpaian dipper" chicken nuggets, Milk from "lumbridge" cows, and a Zezima action figure with an additional 99 golden pieces.
*words or phrases contained in quotation marks are specific elements from the game, runescape.

A man walked into Mcdonalds and said, "I would like one large Zezima Meal please."

by John Gaylord January 01, 2007

Zezima CC Vet

A bunch of old slags who are 30+ years old and seek validation by calling themselves CC vets. Bunch of jobless nobodies who act tough behind a screen. They are the people in the real world known to fetch your coffee and dry cleaning. CICADA is a prime example. If you see CICADA ask him if he is a cc vet and if he responds "yes" go into the discord "discord.gg/zez". Fair warning that if you verbally destroy him he will resort to yelling over you and will make unintelligible sounds, similar to a squealing pig about to be slaughtered.

I am CICADA and I'm important because I am a Zezima CC Vet L00000000000L

by CCVetCucklord August 24, 2022