Clam your tits

To ask someone to keep their egos in check.

Dude: Man i'm looking guuddd today.
Me: Dude, clam your tits, seriously.

by Noel K July 13, 2011

Relax your tits

a phrase used to tell someone to relax and calm down in a stressful situation.

Dude, relax your tits. I got this.

by Yoniweb December 8, 2012

Whatever fits your tits

A variant of "whatever floats your boat" with a slightly sexual connotation.
Originated in a land called Studio City.

girl 1 - "Being called a drunk beezy makes me soo aroused"
girl 2- "... Yeah, whatever fits your tits"

by $ dawg 'n T dawg March 20, 2010

cool your tits

a phrase used to tell someone to calm down or step off.

"Oh my god, you ass, you spilled your soda all over my lab report! i worked all night on that!"

"cool your tits, you can print another one!"

by ieatpoopallday May 8, 2008

Rubbing on your tits

The female version of "busting one's balls" or a friendly reminder that you're only joking.

Matt: "Brenner you ugly!"
Brenner: "Shut up!"
Timmy: "chill We're just rubbing on your tits."

by Arby2013 October 15, 2009

calm your tits

A term that is used towards someone who is being overdramatic or too enthusiastic about a simple topic or matter.

Dan: "Matt your swing is awful! Your only swinging with your arms, you have to shift your weight more" Matt: "Dan, calm your tits"

by JPsKills10 July 7, 2010

national show a guy your tits day

On April 26th it is manditory to show at least one guy your tits

Hey its national show a guy your tits day

*takes off shirt*

by Jesuscock April 12, 2017