you're the tits

A less obscene substitution for 'You are the Shit'. Typically meaning, you are awesome; great. Shit- brown (on a good day), smelly. Tits- fucking awesome, everyone loves tits.

See also: the tits

"You know what Mom, I don't care what Dad says about you, you're the tits."

by SluttySally December 17, 2011

fuck you in the tits

To show dominance, oneupmanship.

I'll fuck you in the tits!

by FiS December 14, 2008

Tits to You

female version of "balls to you!" cause girls gotta have their own insults

girl 1: " hey i cant talk about your break up right now, i have a date sorry!'

girl 2: "Tits to You bitch!"

by fantacular March 22, 2012

You forgot my stinking tits

When you’re at hooters and the waitress happens to be flat chested

“HEY DUMB BITCH YOU FORGOT MY STINKING TITS”

by JohnnyXD54 December 8, 2024