smash your back door in

A term used to describe the act of anal sex, popularised by Keith Lemon.

(courtesy of Keith Lemon),

'I want to smash your back door in and spunk on your tits'.

by sphilli2004 March 2, 2011

Smash your back doors in

To bang someones back passage with either a penis , cucumber or rolling pin!

Hmmm Smash your back doors in - Do we really need an example?? I have pictures if that would be more useful?

by Steffithebackdoorsmasher June 18, 2011

Smash your Back Doors In

The act of anally penetrating someone.

As the girl walked by, Oz said "I smashed her back doors in"

Mike said to Edie "Can I Smash your Back doors in?"

by Flangeman100 September 11, 2009

your barn door is open

Phrase implying that someone's pants zipper is unzipped.

"Dude, your barn door is open and I can see your pink underwear!"

by Janis July 9, 2004

Bring it to your front door

1. Being upfront. Telling someone how you feel to their face or immediately.

2. Doing something about an issue immediately and up front.

“If you got a problem we can settle it. We bring it to your front door we don’t hide.”

by Jaymoneyz March 20, 2021

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by ♥🗺☠ May 20, 2021

bang your back doors in

to have anal intercourse !

james wanted to bang her back doors in ! im gonn bang your back doors in girl! would you like me to bang your back doors in tonight babe !whatch out James will bang your back doors in girl!

by hbabelicious July 3, 2008