yappitorium

A canine gymnasium designed to be a type of day treatment facility for unmanageable neighborhood dogs that bark all day long and drive neighbors out of their minds.

I set up the yappitorium, calling it “Happy Doggy Day Care” and passed out free coupons to my immediate neighbors until that fine day arrived that I could lay in my hammock all day long reading a book and listening to the birds chirp softly.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020

yapper snapper

A disparaging term for a pneumatic little canine bark-box who also bites.

Watch out for that annoying little yapper snapper, he looks cute but he can draw blood!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2020

Yip yapping

Synonymous to blabbering.

A: Do you know what happens to us when we die?

B: I'm gonna go pick my shoes while you lie there yip yapping about life.

by Namastedoston July 21, 2016

Yapper Napper Treats

A special dog treat formulated to put that neighborhood yapper into doggie dreamland for the night when you can’t sleep.

I threw just one of the Yapper Napper Treats to my neighbor’s dog and heard her snap it up in a second; it was no yapping after that, I slept like a baby!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

Yapper Zapper

A humane and highly effective stun-gun type of instrument that’s used to silence the highly annoying yapper next door who is the bane of your otherwise quiet existence.

I got myself a Yapper Zapper and was pleased to see that it gently ushers any yappy dog into a sudden and prolonged nap that is pleasurable both to the dog as well as to the entire neighborhood!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 12, 2021

ultra yapper

A canine whose shrill yapping is so painfully penetrating and unrelenting that your typical devoted love of dogs is momentarily interrupted.

The little dog next door is such a 24-7 ultra yapper that many of our immediate neighbors have considered hiring a dog kidnapping specialist to find him a more suitable and distant home.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2019

Yappitoff

A novel and humane electronic device that when pointed at the neighborhood dog will silence the little yapper for up to six hours at a time.

I’m really not sure how Yappitoff works, but in the push of a button the yapping little monster next door is suddenly just sitting there smiling this super weird smile - and it lasts long enough for us to get some sleep!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 13, 2021