xavern

Definition „xavern“ (verb):

Die aufdringliche Umsetzung manipulativer Taktiken zum Erreichen des eigenen Ziels, ohne Rücksichtnahme auf die Bedürfnisse des sozialen Gegenübers bzw. der bewussten oder unbewussten Verdrängung dieser.

Ich will dich nicht xavern.

Tut mir leid, falls du dich gexavert fühlst.

Hör auf mich zu xavern!

by Pachiko May 28, 2020

xavean

The realest nigga on this planet

"Xavean is the realest nigga ever"

by LaMarcus Johnson May 27, 2021

xaver

A very cute person

Hey look that kid looks like an Xaver(cute).

by Kooldawgsyo March 19, 2017

Xaven

A male name, Xaven, pronounced Zaven, is usually a happy dude with a love of games and can get along with just about everyone in his own quirky manner. Xaven will strike up random conversations with strangers in completely tactless ways, often just so he can share his knowledge and interest in his own topic. However, Xaven will listen keenly to what the person has to say and add to the conversation when he can. Xaven has also made being annoying into an art form and often finds ways of turning simple things like grocery shopping, exercising, and watching youtube videos into hellish nightmares for anyone he dislikes or perhaps likes too much. However, Xaven will almost never use this ability and to 99% of people will be a very nice and caring person. Even for those who he does annoy they can never be truly mad because they know he is a magnificently good hearted person and will have their back when they need it. He is extremely hard working and though life often deals him a bad hand through him being in a bad financial situation or having mental difficulties he will make the best of it and become an invaluable friend, family member, and worker.

Oh my God Xaven! stop showing me pug videos when you know I hate those dogs!

Awe, thank you Xaven for doing the dishes, and all your homework without being asked.

Xaven: Hi!
random person: Hi?
Xaven: do you like dinosaurs?

random person: yeah they're pretty cool.
Xaven: yeah, my favorite is the spinosaures, because they have sharp teeth and long claws that could catch fish. and they looked like a crocodile. what is your favorite dinosaur?
random person: uh, the T rex
Xaven: yeah I like that one too!

by GeckoGeek November 24, 2018

xaveon

A cool nigga who is active outside of school and has a lot of friends that like to be around him.

Xaveon your so cool!!

by mrdoyogurl October 22, 2018

xavelha

Portuguese word used in the portuguese island of Madeira to define people (male or female) from Câmara de Lobos (a parish in the west-central part of Madeira which name means "Chamber of the Wolves"). Normally the word "xavelha" is used with a negative connotation referring to those people as having an unpleasent behavior.

Os xavelhas de Câmara de Lobos são uns mal-educados! - The Câmara de Lobos "xavelhas" are so rude!

by Diogo Freitas September 22, 2007

XAVLEGBMAOFFFASSSSITIMIWOAMNDUTROABCWAPWAEIIPPOHFFFX

A Brutal-Slam Deathcore from Durban, South Africa with an unpronounceable name, who btw slaps pretty cool.

The name stands for:

"Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus."

XAVLEGBMA… was founded by Duncan Bentley and Kris Xenopoulos, members of Vulvodynia, and released their debut EP in July 2016. The band members mentioned several groups with notoriously long names among their influences, such as Eximperituserqethhzebibšiptugakkathšulweliarzaxułum and Coagulated Innards Collapsing Mold Infected Torsos In A Grotto Below The Sewer Feeding Through Umbilical Cords Extracted From Stillborn Fucks Infected Via Sexual Pathogen.

A: I listen to XAVLEGBMAOFFFASSSSITIMIWOAMNDUTROABCWAPWAEIIPPOHFFFX.
B: The cases are two:

1: You are retarded

2. You have an ictus

by Satvrnium April 14, 2022