woggerel

Tub-thumping ethnic poetry of no particular merit. It is estimated that if some means were found of converting woggerel into energy, Maya Angelou alone could power the whole of Kettering.

'Benjamin Zephaniah's latest compilation of self-justifying arsewad is pure woggerel.'

'Thank you Germaine. Tom Paulin?'

by Lord Grimcock August 26, 2007

Wongering

When looch™ slays wonger every night and ditches the fam.

"Has anyone seen looch or is he wongering tonight?"

by Softserve November 5, 2014

Wouter

A common first name for Dutch boys

hey look there is Wouter

by Gabriel Morte May 19, 2009

dick wonger

1. a male that craves rather large dicks
2. a male that act like he has a big dick but but infact he as no dick or balls

man 1 : that trev is a right dick wonger
man 2 : i know yeah , his wife told me he had no balls

by smellybanana September 21, 2006

wouter

Wicked, Awesome, fucking sick

that was fucking wouter!

by ThGuArdian May 17, 2006

Wodger

noun. One who does all the easy jobs and leaves all the hard shit to his colleagues.

See also Wodge and Wodging

"Pete's a lazy f*cking Wodger"

by solihullslim April 15, 2004

bong wonger

A Bong Wonger is somebody who eats at many resturaunts, but never has enough to tip the waiters.

“Do we have enough to tip?”
“Nah, we’re Bong Wongers”

by YianniP June 30, 2018