h.b. woodrose

h.b. woodrose, also know as hawiian baby woodrose is a drug that gets you high as hell by eating only 3-10 seeds

booy lets go pop some h.b. woodrose i wanna feel gooood tonight

by sergey magee December 16, 2007

Woodruff

Woodruff - A name which is given to faggots.

His name should be Woodruff, not Jeff.

by Hordey July 31, 2017

dirty woodruff

A sexual act that consists of placing your index and middle fingers into the nose of the victim and dry dogging thier asshole until climax. After your baby gravy has been deposited quickly remove your fingers from the nostrals and kick the victim soundly in the abdomen. Usually resulting in a violent explosive mixture of the two people's bodily fluids

Dude she let me tie her up and give her the Dirty Woodruff

by Filthycaptianwooy December 4, 2018

Woodruffing

To masturbate furiously and without remorse. Often times to hockey teams such as the Chicago Blackhawks.

Did you hear about the Blackhawks winning the Stanley cup this year? Steve was woodruffing so hard that he nearly passed out.

by Tom Smidgens September 6, 2013

Clayton Woodruff

A silly teddy bear of a man who screams like a banshee when he is drunk. My savage beerpong partner. Jokes tend to go over this guys head so you have to explain them at the end. Crazy good football player. Interesting person. Freak at Call Of Duty.

You:"Clayton why are you screaming like a girl?"

Clayton Woodruff:"Thats just who i am brotha"

by Hayden MacDizzle November 1, 2011

WOODRUFF

A {woodruff} is a large piece of disgusting slime that can appear in the right light as passable. However, under stress a woodruff reveals its true nature and can appear as a snake or a douchebag or even a bully. A woodruff is a blowhard.

I wouldn't touch a woodruff with a ten-foot pole.

by Marlaette May 21, 2008

beau woodruff

the biggest faggot who jacks off to japanese porn and likes the cock

I caught my brother jacking off, he was acting like a Beau Woodruff.

by Desiree December 14, 2003