woment

a woman moment

welp, that was woment

by fornitedripster November 25, 2021

woint

An unnecessarily rude person who is also an Orb.

"This fuckin' woint..."

"Hey, you know that guy Rob? He got so mad at me for no reason. He's such a woint."

by trafficcone6969 February 22, 2022

wominous

The dark, foreboding sense that your mate is about to 'wom' you i.e. choose to hang out with his woman instead of you

When out at the pub for a beer with with mates "Far out Scott just got another call from his woman. This looks wominous...."

by funkychristmas May 4, 2008

Womentality

a woman mentality or a woman way of thinking. this is derived from the word MENtality.

Sam: Dude why did you break with your girl friend?
Jack: Man, it's her womentality, it drives me crazy.

by Eyadov April 23, 2010

womantic

Platonic display's of affection between two women.

"After Molly and Amanda spent the holidays bareback riding together in Nova Scotia, we thought they might be "together," but when Amanda held Molly's hand to her womb and asked if the baby was kicking, it was clear the relationship was only womantic."

by pcbwerajnbmprg October 3, 2011

womanthink

n. a combination of blazing stupidity and doublethink, as used by females

When she told me that she wasn't leading him on, only that she enjoyed spending time with him "as a friend," I knew she was using womanthink and that no further rational conversation was possible.

by tenaciousrecursor September 29, 2003

Womanterpret

The female equivalent of mansplaining.

When a woman selectively takes a statement from a man, twists it to something that wasn't said, and then slings it back at the man in an accusatory or confrontational manner.

In other words, hearing only what she wants to hear or seeing only what she wants to see, creating a new narrative based on that selective hearing/sight, and then arguing against that self-created narrative.

"I said that I forgot to pick up the milk when I went grocery shopping, and she womanterpreted it to mean that I didn't care enough about her feelings to listen to what she says."

"I said 'can you pass the stapler' to Becca and she womanterpreted it to mean that I was oppressing her with my hyper-masculinity by treating her as less than human and expecting her to do my bidding."

by Timey-wimey stuff January 10, 2017