womanese

An ancient, deceptive art of the female tongue which aims to confuse and entrap men into a false comfort through a cunning ability that allows a woman to say exactly the opposite of what she really means.

Actual Words: "No. It's ok. You can go out drinking with your buddies. I don't mind."

Womanese Translation: "I swear to god if you walk out of that door you're not getting sex for at least a month."

by judochop November 12, 2007

womagic

The magical power which a woman uses to make a man do anything she wants.

He was not going to see the chick flick until she used her womagic on him.

by mirado 02 October 23, 2009

Womale

A Transgender woman typically having the reproductive organs of males.

"That chick has a dick."
"She's a womale."

by B-Muney September 28, 2009

womanese

A woman's way of blowing smoke up your ass,sort of like how politicans or executives talk to lower ranked or working class people,a way of telling you something without telling you.

Guy:what are you doing on Saturday? Girl:I'm really busy all weekend I have to check my schedule. In reality she doesn't want nothing to do with him,but she's being nice about it.That's what womanese is.

by John Hitchner May 12, 2007

wokage

a lads term for the act of sex

fred: boi u beta wokage dat chick nicely bruv

by Harvinder Bhamra February 29, 2008

womaneering

Any activity that is done by women, that has absolutely no purpose and no positive benefit to humanity, but is defended as purposeful and beneficial by those women doing it.

Tracy co-led a woman's tree-knitting seminar, and her friend Sally had been making vagina finger-hats to protest the tampon tax.

So they were womaneering?

Yep.

by AntiSuffragette July 19, 2017

womagina

1) A human female; usually a slave, who is used for pleasure.
2) A human female good for nothing but sex.

Matty: Slave, pleasure my cock with your womagina!
Slave: Yessurh Massah Matty Surh!

by Matthew Larsen July 23, 2005