witcher 3

It's the definition of U R MOM GAIE
THE SHIET

Also full of Sexy scene

-Person 1: i dont like the witcher seri....
-Person 2: U R MOM GAIE
-Person 1: NO U
Person 2: goes home and play the witcher 3

by TellusGaieMan February 20, 2018

Witcher Syndrome

noun

When a TV show or movie adaptation of an existing game, book, or franchise completely fumbles the bag by “doing its own thing,” ignoring core lore, redesigning creatures for no reason, letting studio execs meddle too hard, and then bleeding key cast members until the whole thing collapses under its own hubris.

Usually diagnosed right after fans say “just follow the source material” for the 400th time, and right before the lead actor quietly exits stage left.

Symptoms include:

Monsters or creatures that look nothing like their original versions

Writers proudly admitting they didn’t like or read the source material

Executive interference overriding internal logic and worldbuilding

Tone whiplash between seasons

A major actor leaving and everyone pretending it’s “creative differences”

Fanbase going from hyped to feral in under two seasons

“I was excited for that game adaptation, but by season two the lore was shredded, the monsters were unrecognizable, and the lead bailed. Total Witcher Syndrome.”

by TheNinjaSandwich February 6, 2026

Toss a Coin to your Witcher

A modern way of saying to give credit to/appreciate what someone does, even if it’s easier not to. Originated from Netflix’s series “The Witcher” in which the titular character spends most of his days killing monsters for the people he meets. He is commonly viewed as an emotionless monster himself, but a bard writes a song about him in which he sings, “toss a coin to your Witcher, o valley of plenty...toss a coin to your Witcher, a friend of humanity”.
Geralt of Rivia (the Witcher) is often seen and treated as an outcast, but he’s mostly just trying to help people, so toss him a coin.

“Jeez man, my mom’s been such a bitch lately.”
“How do you mean?”
“She’s so controlling, dude. She won’t even let me to to Todd’s party this weekend.”
“Dude, you know that’s because she’s trying to keep you out of trouble. Yeah she can be strict, but toss a coin to your Witcher, man. She’s tryin’ her best.

by clayto97 January 19, 2020

Toss a Condom to your Witcher

Geralt of Rivia was a slayer of the pussy. This is the song tribute to him.

Toss a condom to your Witcher, Oh Pussies are plenty, Oh Pussies are plenty, oh oooh oohhhhh
Toss a condom to your Witcher, Oh Pussies are plentyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Yeaaaaaaaahhhhh

by Joehobo April 29, 2020

the witcher

The best Polish Game Ever!!

This game contains sexual themes, why not? I played the witcher while fapping to the heart content!!

by Operation_Quicksilver December 3, 2013

The Witcher 3

The worst thing you could ever play, because once you do, it'll ruin every other game for you.

"Whats wrong with Dick? He hasn't logged onto steam in a month"
"Oh you haven't heard? He played The Witcher 3"
"NO! Not Dick!"
"I'm sorry."

by Mr. Professor Johnson April 19, 2018

Toss a coin to your Witcher

Updated 2020 version of jog on or go away inspired by the hit Netflix series.

If you don't like what you see, you can toss a coin to your Witcher buddy

by TheMightyBooth January 5, 2020