wishboned it

to watch the show "Wishbone" instead of doing required reading.

Did you read the "Tale of Two Cities?"

Naw man I wishboned it

by Lurchy Lurch August 17, 2006

wishbone

1. a forked bone in front of the breastbone in a bird consisting chiefly of the two clavicles fused at their median or lower end.

2. football formation, a variation of the T formation in which the halfbacks line up farther from the line of scrimmage than the fullback does.

Willis and Arnold broke the wishbone at Thanksgiving dinner.

If I were a football coach I would run the wishbone.

by rome clone December 1, 2004

wishbone

A woman on top gently riding her man's cock after he came because the sex is so hot she doesn't want to stop. But he can't keep up.

I wanted to keep going, but he needed to rest first, so I kept myself busy doing some wishbone. Wishes do come true!

by isadorable February 28, 2015

wishbone

after two partners pink sock each other, they tie both ends together. Both individuals move away from each other trying to get more rectum/intestine. Who ever gets more "matter" is the winner.

Tom and Brian had to clean up and go to the hospital after wishboning. Tom won by an extreme 15 feet more!

by jaf2cool2u May 2, 2005

The Wishbone

One two people, preferably a male and a female are getting ready to have sex, the male (or in some cases, the pitcher) will then grab their partners ankles, one in each hand. Their partner is then instructed to make a wish. After such event, the Male (or pitcher again), pulls both ankles breaking the pelvis, and then commencing the act of mating.

WARNING: This process in very dangerous, and may leave the "Victim" without the ability to walk for several weeks.

Guy-"Close your eyes, and make a wish Bitch!"
Girl-"Umm okay, I got one"
Guy-"I hope you wished for sex!"
*BREAK*
Girl-"Oh man, I feel for The Wishbone again"

by Richard Toucher April 5, 2010

wishbone

when standing behind a bent over female, using the nail-side of your thumb and index finger to spread the cheeks directly around the anus

Lindsay loves a good wishbone while doing a line of coke

by TinoFett August 30, 2008

wishbone

that glorious gap between the thighs that women will spend all day in the gym trying to achieve; often confused with bowlegs

Rick: Her wishbone so mean it look like she been straddling a horse (or something else) all day.

James: you mean her bowlegs?

Rick: Her legs are straight fool

by Servatron July 11, 2009