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In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."
When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.
by octopod August 25, 2004
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a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.
"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."
by Ariluto April 30, 2006
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Wire Space

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The small area behind (or under (and sometimes next to)) some type of electronic device in which the wires required for its operation are clumped up together in this incongruous mass.
"Hey do you know where I can plug my charger?"

"Check the wire space."

"... Actually, never mind."
by Thecompetentone May 14, 2019
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Wire Space

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The small area under, next to, or behind an electronic device in which the wires required for said device are mixed together in this incongruous mass.
"hey, do you know where I can plug this in?"

"Check the wire space"

"... Actually, nevermind"
by Thecompetentone May 14, 2019
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The WIRE SPIDER is the spitefull itch that only occurs in your anal area especially when you are in a long que at the bank or supermarket etc... Where you have absolutely no chance of a sly scratch without incurring your fellow quists disgust!! Ouch!!
Friend seen clenching, buttocks, together and squirming in supermarket que. With a very pained facial expression. "Whats the matter my friend?" you ask. "Im having a wire spider attack, mate" he replies, You leave, discreetly. Chuckling, as you go...
by Loopy Legend May 22, 2009
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Wire Sex

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The conglomerate of many wires tangled together. Usually related to entertainment centers or areas with lots of electrical equipment.
Every time I come home, I find my entertainment center having wire sex!
by Adam. A April 1, 2010
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