winona discount

one has received the winona discount on an item when it is shoplifted

It's o.k. I didn't spend a bundle on it; I took the winona discount.

by the destroyer October 30, 2003

duh winning

To reach a pinnacle of success despite the heavy use of drugs and hookers. The person who reaches this pinnacle usually has tiger's blood flowing through them.

Interviewer: So what have you been doing lately?

Winner: Duh winning, why else would I have tiger's blood flow through my veins?

Interviewer: Maybe cause you got Hep C from all those hookers.

by Taco Van March 26, 2011

award winning turd

A turd so incredible that it merits formal recognition.

There is absolutely no doubt that this was an award winning turd!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

winnonah

The best girl in the world. Has the brightest smile, the prettiest face, the shortest height. She is the girl you will fall hard for. She is truly amazing in academics, and in sports. She will always make your day, assuming you will make hers. She has the cutest voice ever and you will want hear her voice till the end of time. She is annoying at times, but thats one reason you will love her for. She is worth your time; youd be willing to give up anything to be with her. She is a truly amazing girl.

Hey look dude, its a winnonah.

by Zyphurr May 23, 2016

winmong

To win against, or outsmart someone of a questionable mental capacity.

So I had to phone one of those annoying call centres the other day, but I totally winmong'd the guy on the other end

by bc0r August 21, 2013

split the winnings

To halt the laying of a cable halfway through.

"And after four days without movement, Job took up his toilet and great was his relief. But even as he released his burden there came a voice and it was the Lord. And the Lord spoke in a loud voice saying Come unto Me Job. And Job replied saying Oh God, what is it this time, for I have only just sat down. And great was the wrath of the Lord. And He commanded Job to split the winnings and come now unto Him. And great was Job's discomfort. (from 'The Book of Job',Ch.9)

by The Ice Man April 1, 2007

winona ryder

A beautiful, innocent, and talented actress; about seven thousand times more intelligent than the average American Hollywood actress.

If I ever had the chance to meet Winona Ryder, it would be the greatest moment in my life up until now.

by Dave November 13, 2003