Winnebago County

A county in Northern Illinois that is bordered by Rock County Wisconsin to the north. There is nothing really to do besides watch cows and tp! In the main city of Rockford, there is pimps whores murders and gangbangers in the west side of town near whitman street. But in the village of Roscoe there is nothing but uptight wealthy people and wannabe rich people. Than theres pure trailer trash in towns like Loves Park and Mchesney park.

Winnebago County is soooo boring!

by SnookiBear1988 June 1, 2011

winnest

Better than winner. Superior to all. No competition whatsoever.

"I am the winnest!" OR "The winnest of this game is him"

by Ali G January 20, 2005

Winnet picker

A person who picks small dried peices of poo from their anal beard

Oh, no! I have winnets tied up in my bum fluff, I will have to look in the yellow pages for a winnet picker.

by victor audley ramitupmyshitter November 18, 2003

Living the life of a lotto winner

Enjoying all the benefits of wealth without doing any work, usually because of the generosity of parents.

She: Wow, that guy is lucky: he's unemployed and living with his parents in their mansion, his mother is a great cook, he has the use of his father's Mini Cooper, and spends most of his time swimming, playing golf, and, generally, anything that he wants to do.
He: Yeah, he's living the life of a lotto winner.

by ring-tailed roarer May 30, 2009

winners restart

Video gamers who continually restart to succeed at a level, battle, or match to avoid a losing record, or to continue ones turn without passing the controller to the next gamer in line.

Dude, what the hell? It's my turn!!!

Whatever dude, that was a winners restart. I'm just about to beat this level.

by Oso D'lyshus February 26, 2008

Winnebago Ballet

An elegant dance of the American family camper vs. any passing vehicle where the 'passee' is completely oblivious of the 'passer' all the while swerving and making frequent stops or sudden slow-downs to oogle wildlife and scenic overlooks. The ensuing dance is usually if not always done on a double yellow line, two lane road that serpentines for miles and miles with no clear passing opportunities until the 'passer' summons the gift of GREAT BALLS to chance the split second window and make their passing move. The dance is always followed up with the one finger salute from the 'passer' to the 'passee' upon completion of the ballet.

..."while driving the Blue Ridge Parkway I had to do the Winnebago Ballet quite a few times in order to get anywhere"

by hexacat July 31, 2008

wire winnebago

A grocery style shopping cart used to transport one's worldly possessions. Usually in an urban setting.

The man carefully picked cans out of the dumpster and placed them in his wire winnebago on his way to the redemption center.

by LoFoMoFo March 21, 2011