wilted salad

Getting your salad tossed after a coffee shits and a work out.

After Corey had a dirty wipe and a hard workout the random barfly tossed her wilted salad.

by Nash24 November 11, 2007

wilted flower

When a man originally has an erection, but after having an orgasm and ejaculating, their penis becomes soft and the erection gone.

His dick became a wilted flower after sex.

by link_the_twunk August 9, 2019

Wilted vagina

Wilted vagina: the act of not having a moist meat muffin

"moisten your meat muffin! Ladies, no one likes a wilted vagina."

by Fu kingcheese May 29, 2018

Wilted flower

When a man’s has an orgasm and he ejaculates, then his penis becomes soft and loses its erection.

His dick became a wilted flower after sex.

by link_the_twunk August 9, 2019

Dead puppies and wilted flowers

Term used to supress desire when it would otherwise be impossible to fornicate.

Rusty texted Sophie, "Dead puppies and wilted flowers" to let her know he was wishing he could have her - even though they were each at work.

by Holly Varjak May 29, 2008

The Wilted Horn

To be deprived of energy or vigour yet still desirous of sexual activity, while simultaneously finding everything in the room outlandishly attractive.

This phenomenon typically occurs when recovering from a particularly heavy one the night before.

Not too dissimilar to the Hangover Horn, this affliction is traditionally unique to the male of the species.

Cure: The only known cure to this ailment is to place said ‘horn’ somewhere ‘warm’ (avoid microwaves and toasters).

“Man, I’ve got the wilted horn something awful today”

“I cannot concentrate due to the intense wilted horn I’m currently experiencing”

“I’m wilting”

by I Zigger I September 19, 2013

cock-wilted

Basically any situation that turns you off and makes you go soft.

“Jessie hardcore cock-wilted me when she said she didn’t want to watch me play League of Legends.”

by 3BigBootyBitches September 6, 2021