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wilderness fuck

verb- the act of having sex in the outdoors, ex. the woods, a field, beach, etc. usually teenagers who cant have sex at home due to parental guidence
- "hey babe, can we go on a walk in the woods, and Wilderness fuck"

-"no, there are bugs!"
by Gibson26 April 8, 2010
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Wilderness Therapy

Basically a nicer way of saying boot camp. Anyone that has been sent to wilderness therapy can tell you first hand how horrible it is. You sleep in the middle of nowhere with people you have never met. You aren't allowed to do anything fun, and "therapy" isn't what goes on, "brainwashing" is...so be very careful. You have to "earn"(a.k.a.) work your way to leaving the hell hole. The staff that work there are all hippies and are annoying as fuck. Showers do not exist and you can forget about clean clothes, pillows, talking to your parents, knowing any future information, or running away. No one has ever made it out, and getting caught running away will get you sent to worse places. Anyone that attempts to escape these types of places is pretty damn courageous, but extremely stupid. The best thing to do when sent to these places is to listen to everything the people working there tell you to do. Your only priority should be getting the hell out of the place. Words can't truly describe "Wilderness Therapy," ask anyone that has been and they will respond the same way. Those places are not places you ever want end up at. Don't fuck up kids, because nothing...and I mean NOTHING is worth being sent to a "Wilderness Therapy Program."
Hannah: Did you hear about Emily?

Anna: Yeah, her parents sent her to "Wilderness Therapy" Whatever the fuck that is

Hannah: Ooooh shit...this is bad. My cousins friend was sent to one of those places and he is in the army...

Anna: Sooo...what's your point?

Hannah: Anna...He said that the experience was far worse than anything he's seen... and he's in the army...

Anna: Oh Shit...this is bad. We got to break her out.

Hannah: Damn Right! Let's go. We're coming for you Emily!!
by AshleyNewton455 April 22, 2013
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Wilderness Guardians

- Top 5 p2p clan
- Awesome community
- Anti-rpkers

Great clan in the game of Runescape and is well known throughout the community. They don't have the best levels of the other Top 15 clans but
their numbers and community makes up for it. As of November 06, they are ranked 13ish with 200+ members.

They also practice the art of anti-rpking in which they do not PK (kill) people in the wild who are not threats. This art is also well-known in the clan community.

Owned BK in an official too (H)
Top P2p clans:
1. Damage Inc
2. Runescape Dinasty
3. The Dynasty
4. Wilderness Guardians
5. Divine Forces
by Total Riot November 18, 2006
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wilderness guardians

A clan on the game Runescape. Decently well known, and growing daily.
I wann jonin the Wilderness Guardians but I think the min combat lvl is 70... bullshiz
by bobie November 18, 2004
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Wilderness Guardians

A bunch of homosexual gamers who cant win any war, and play MMORPGS.
"Hey Mr. Glenn doesn't your clan The Wilderness Guardians suck at warring other clans?""Hey Shadow Elves, we really aren't that great." "Wg Pride"
by Pro tank March 15, 2009
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Wilderness Feast

A partaking in all things man, with male friends (aka "Bros"). Wilderness feast must take place in a forest or woods of some type in which the "bros" proceed to hunt and live off the land. All that is taken to wilderness feast is hunting equipment, sleeping gear, and your manhood. Games are included in Wilderness Feast such as Javelin throw, tree shimmying, archery contests, and general feats of masculinity. One essentially lives, eats, and shits like the ancients. Points are also awarded to those displaying ungodly amounts of man in compensation for prized "bro titles". (Ex. Most small game slain=Bushwacker). One goes into Wilderness feast a man and comes out Les Stroud.
-Bro! I just landed like 50 fish at Wilderness Feast, I'll get "Master Baiter" for sure!
by Mr wolfen November 6, 2011
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Wilderness Stew

Looking forward to a Wilderness Stew once we get to the campsite!
by BiggaPoppa February 28, 2026
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