winky time

Often used as a code word for masturbating in the most enjoyable way possible.

Boy: I'm ready to have winky time later babe ;)

Girl: Yeah babe i love doing it to the sight of your hard cock ;)

by Minecraft888 June 16, 2019

Triple-winky-itis

Condition where you blink very fast and uncontrollably for appx. 350 times per minute.

Possibility of being diagnosed from any age, except at birth.

Condition is very rare.

Currently no cure for this certain condition, but can be treated by simply cutting off your eyelids, or keeping your eyes closed for life.

Basically, if you have this condition you are screwed. You should either kill yourself or get killed with this condition

Friend 1: bruh why are you blinking so much you look like you’re having a seizure?
Friend 2: I got diagnosed with triple-winky-itis a couple days ago. Lol

by Pastalovin April 28, 2020

Wiinkle

A slight mishap or drip in the front of your pants from trying to hold on too long, while, spending too much time on the Wii and saying to yourself... “Just one more minute”... whilst trying to finish not just one level, but the whole game.

"It's okay, it was only a little wiinkle, I'll go in a minute."

"It was such an amazing relenture playing the latest Wii game that I had a little wiinkle."

by Geo Gecko August 24, 2009

Kinky winky

The forbidden teletubby.

I had to stop my kids watching tellytubbies because kinky winky subverted the show.

by Subversive squirrel July 20, 2018

Winky

a petname for a mans penis

An example: Captain Winky

by winkyfan17 May 18, 2005

TINKY WINKY DIPSY LAA LAA AND MOTHERFUCKING PO

it’s that teletubbies remix on tiktok

girl: can i sing for you?
boy: yea sure
girl: TINKY WINKY DIPSY LAA LAA AND MOTHERFUCKING PO
boy: OMG
boy: you’re amazing
boy: i love you
girl: IT’S A SOLO

by pem from ssp June 16, 2020

Winky promise

An act when two males make a special promice together, very similar to the 'the pinky promice' but instead uses there willies to shake with... note should only be used for very close friends and is not way gay at all

man: yeah deffinatly gotta go do that
Man 2: yeah for sho Winky promise it!

by THE GAZZA 432 January 25, 2011