Wifisexual

A new type of sexuality, much like being Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, etc. Except now, being Wifisexual is when you are so invested in the internet, that you can say you love it. And that you have a strong bond, deeming it as a close friend.

If you are Wifisexual, you often find yourself spending 8+ hours a day on the internet, primarily Tumblr, and could not live without it. The internet has also become a main part of your life. And if you could marry the internet, you would.

Survey: "What is your sexuality? Gay, Bisexual, Straight, Lesbian or Other. Please list what you are if you chose Other."

Me: "Other. I am wifisexual."

by J4keSully January 5, 2013

wifies

A really nice Minecraft YouTuber who somewhat plagiarizes from other Hermitcraft YouTubers for videos and also creates a lot of original content. He is a really nice, good, and smart person in real life and is a really good friend.

Wow, Wifies is such a good Minecraft YouTuber, he should have so many more subs.

by Prankster999 October 31, 2019

Wi-Five ((5))

The online version of a high-five. Abbreviation: ((5)). If an individual expresses a ((5)), it is only right for the other person to aslo express a ((5)). If the other person does not return the ((5)), he or she is leaving you hangin because they do not share your enthusiasm.

-guy #1: Hey dude I won tickets to the show this summer!! Wi-Five ((5))!

-guy #2: No freakin way! ((5))

-guy #1: You're definitely comin with bro!

-guy #2: Hell to tha yes I am! ((5))

-guy #1: ((5))!

-guy #3: Hey can I come too?

-guy # 1: Nope.

-guy #3: ...

by LiamE February 17, 2010

Wifies

Wifies is a YouTuber who focuses on Minecraft Videos. He mostly makes videos about hermitcraft and dream. He makes some original content. He blew up because of one video he made which got over a million views. He used to play on Logcraft.

Wow! Wifies keeps doing those annoying hermitcraft videos

by WifiesFan69 May 9, 2020

wi-five

It's a high five that doesn't involve actually contact, normally over a long distance where a real high-five isn't possible.

Mix of "wireless" and "high-five", hence "wi-five", (wireless high-five)

Iain (yelling across the room): Dude, that mess was teh pwnz. Wi-five, brosef
Eric (in response): You need to chill with that nano shit, son

by Stampy October 27, 2004

wi-five

when you see someone across the room but can't get to them so you raise your hands like a high-five but don't touch because of the distance. derived from wi-fi and high five. a wireless high five.

Yo! Wi-five!

by Nix Vox Medicus March 29, 2009

Wifilence

When a person doesn't speak out loud for an entire day but still manages to communicate regularly.

Becomes even more of a phenomenon when nobody notices that the person hasn't spoken

A sign of being a Zombot

Man 1: "Ted has worked here for weeks and I just realized I've never heard his voice."

Manuel: "Yea, He's taken a vow of Wifilence."

by RolandoPico May 10, 2011