white van

no matter how old they are, the male driver of this van will always spend less time watching the road and more time eyeing up any member of the opposite sex. If you get two men at the front of the van, you are more than likely to have the non-driver wind down the window and make some laddish comment. Usually grown-up townies (see also). Also see: paedo, paedophile

"origh'?" said the 40-year-old man in his white van to the 14-year-old girl walking by.

by beckybunny June 15, 2004

White van

A van typically known for rapist to pick up little kids in.

Noah! Stay away from that white van!

by Cameron Philip July 31, 2016

White van

Used to make your family bigger

Thanks to the White Van, I now have 7 wives and 22 kids!

by Playerunderscore1 December 16, 2019

White van

Get in

GET IN THE WHITE VAN IVE GOT FREE CANDY

by TTV_DIRTALIZER September 15, 2020

white vans

hippie shoes most commonly worn by white kids named daniel

Kid: Damn Daniel, back at it again with the white vans
Daniel: Shut the fuck up

by D. Showerhandel July 10, 2016

white vans

Shoes that the Damn Daniel guy wears.
Not to be confused with the shady kidnapping white vans.

Josh: Damn Daniel, wearing those white vans again?
Daniel: Lol yeah.

by TrashPandaz August 24, 2016

white van bitter

A beer of unknown origin delivered in contravention of a licensee's contract with his approved suppliers, in the dead of night, by a white van.

This beer isn't Tetley's, I think it is White Van Bitter.

by Mad4MMR August 14, 2006