white ninja

the worst comic ever invented, id rather urinate onto my mothers dead corpse and have sex with her while watching jay leno then read this comic

person 1: "hey man you read that white ninja comic?"
person 2: "no fkn way man, id rather urinate onto my mothers dead corpse and have sex with her while watching jay leno then read that comic"

by fbl July 30, 2006

The sneaky White Ninja

When a girl finishes giving you a blowie, and tries to initiate an open mouth kiss while still sporting cum breath.

Nicole is all ragging cause she went for the sneaky white ninja and I denied her.

by mike culhane December 20, 2007

Great white ninja

When you cum on a girls face while she is sleeping, And you leave before she wakes up. Therefore you are the Great white ninja.

I ran into Elizabeth's room, Gave her The Great white ninja and left!

by trondoz January 2, 2010

white ninja

Street term for SARS. Ninja alone as known as AIDS, because it will always kill you. The white ninja refers to SARS in Asia, referring to the chinese people.

"Yo, yo that chinese man has the white ninja!!"

by Shy Kitten September 3, 2005

White ninja

A white ninja is a Caucasian or fair skinned person who is secretly in cahoots with darker skinned people. Usually to avoid harassment from police or mistreated/refused service predominately white in establishments.

When I went to buy my business space the realtor told me they had no vacant spaces, but I felt they were being dishonest. So I sent a white ninja to check for vacancy and they have a few spaces available for me now.

by Ashtre Surfa! March 4, 2023