What crawled up your ass and died?

A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude

Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?

by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019

what cralwed up your ass and died

whats is your problem.
jb

your mean today what cralwed up your ass and died

by jacob byrd December 31, 2007

search what [you just did] [dumb ass]

Your bored and u just typed search what you just did dumb ass

Im boored imma search search what you just did dumb ass

by 8f0WT4N62Nxk December 31, 2020

what a wonderful ass

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful ass

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful ass

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll penetrate You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful ass

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful ass

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 17, 2024