what the crap?

a substitute for "what the hell?" or "what the fuck?"

*Nicole throws a soda can at the back of Mary's head*

Nicole: hahahahaha!
Mary: What the crap?!

by marrrrrry May 4, 2005

what the crap?

What the crap? You can't define "What the crap?", it's just there. Holy crap!

The car has exploded and everyone has survived, but the car is totalled.

What the crap?

:(

by Stephanie May 10, 2004

What the crap hall

When you get mad at someone/something but blame it on hall.

*someone drops a ball while the creature known as hall watches*

WHAT THE CRAP HALL!!

Hall: I didnt even do anything

by Boothehand December 2, 2023

What the craptcha

A term used when you can't understand the text in a captcha.

It asked me to type whatever was in the box but it looked like the ghost of a broken toilet. What the craptcha?

by Pickby May 12, 2015

What's the haps on the craps?

What's going on? Or What are we doing today?

Dick>>Yo Jane -- what's the haps on the craps?

Jane>> Not a whole lotta - going to go to the mac-deez for some grub tonight.

by graphxman July 14, 2006