I am extremely offended by what people have said about our town. Most of it isn't even true. First of all, not everyone gets drunk all the time and smokes pot. Though there may be a lot of people who do, what makes that so different from every other suburban town in America? Second of all, the people who have 2 multimillion dollar homes, boats, yacht clubs, etc...there arent too many of them. Third, not everyone is a complete jackass and extremely materialistic. Plenty of people in this town are people who made their own money and most people I know I happen to like. Last: the Jew comment. Westport is 35% Jewish. I find it extremely offensive to call this place jewville because A) it's not true and B) its discriminatory. So, is Westport perfect? No. But people need to give it more credit.
by its ok June 20, 2005
Located in fairfield county, one of the richest counties in the nation, lies Westport, home of the rich, elite, and beautiful. When you see teenagers shopping with their parents credit cards, getting fabulous luxury cars for their sweet sixteens, where a coller not popped is just unexceptable. School is seem as extremely important, and getting into one of the ivies is a must, however if your grades just simply are not good enough, daddy is always willing to give the school a new library or two. We blow through more money in a weekend than average families go through in a month. Besides blowing through tremendous amounts of money, Westports can knock back more alchahol than most college seniors.
"Hey, what'd you do this weekend?"
"The usual, Ryan's parents are at their house in Nantucket again so he had another rager at the Westport house. Where you there?"
"Yeah I took too many shots and the next thing I knew I woke up in the guest bedroom with Ben."
"The usual, Ryan's parents are at their house in Nantucket again so he had another rager at the Westport house. Where you there?"
"Yeah I took too many shots and the next thing I knew I woke up in the guest bedroom with Ben."
by Rachel Kangs September 12, 2006
A filthy rich town in Fairlfield County, where kids get high on a daily routine. If you dont drive a BMW or have a sidekick you dont fit in.
No offense against the basterds, i mean come on, its not their fault they daddy owns the company and they get anything they want.
So, basically here are the rules if you live there.
1. Have a BMW, Jeep, and so on
2. Have a pink razor or sidekick
3. Go through bf/gf like its your job
4. Dye your hair daily
5. Have a speck house (mansion)
6. Havs tons of friends(most of them you dont like)
7. Anything below a B+ means your thousand dollar a week allowance is up.
xoo Westport
by the way.... xo to mclslphwcf mwas
(i live in westport, at least i can admit i am a rich bitch)
xo losers
No offense against the basterds, i mean come on, its not their fault they daddy owns the company and they get anything they want.
So, basically here are the rules if you live there.
1. Have a BMW, Jeep, and so on
2. Have a pink razor or sidekick
3. Go through bf/gf like its your job
4. Dye your hair daily
5. Have a speck house (mansion)
6. Havs tons of friends(most of them you dont like)
7. Anything below a B+ means your thousand dollar a week allowance is up.
xoo Westport
by the way.... xo to mclslphwcf mwas
(i live in westport, at least i can admit i am a rich bitch)
xo losers
by blondbitchinwtprt October 10, 2006
Westport
One of the richest towns in Connecticut. Most kids in this town try to act black and "ghetto" even though they think that poor is getting a slightly smaller boat. These people will never have to even think about hard labor and are the most arrogant people in the United States. The parents are oblivious to everything and leave the liquor cabinets unlocked, giving their kids free access. Most kids spend their free time playing a ludicrous amount of sports, being completely smashed and/or stoned. The saddest part about this town is that the kids will probably grow up, go to ivy league schools, and go work for daddy, making millions more, then getting married and having kids just like themselves.
One of the richest towns in Connecticut. Most kids in this town try to act black and "ghetto" even though they think that poor is getting a slightly smaller boat. These people will never have to even think about hard labor and are the most arrogant people in the United States. The parents are oblivious to everything and leave the liquor cabinets unlocked, giving their kids free access. Most kids spend their free time playing a ludicrous amount of sports, being completely smashed and/or stoned. The saddest part about this town is that the kids will probably grow up, go to ivy league schools, and go work for daddy, making millions more, then getting married and having kids just like themselves.
by Ashamed To Be Living Here May 25, 2005
westport is the richest town in connecticut, and connecticut is the richest small state in the us... so imagine that.
there are mansions all around ,and the houses are exceptionally large around the sturges commons area and the private streets off of there.
kids mostly spend weekends using daddys credit card to shop down town, at the most expensive shops found in fairfield county, and drive around in their bmw, lexus ,bugs or mercedes.
a poor person there would get a jeep.
most nights are spent partying and getting drunk, as the parents leave the kids alone and have their WINE CELLARS unlocked.
these kids will never experience the real world
there are mansions all around ,and the houses are exceptionally large around the sturges commons area and the private streets off of there.
kids mostly spend weekends using daddys credit card to shop down town, at the most expensive shops found in fairfield county, and drive around in their bmw, lexus ,bugs or mercedes.
a poor person there would get a jeep.
most nights are spent partying and getting drunk, as the parents leave the kids alone and have their WINE CELLARS unlocked.
these kids will never experience the real world
welcome to staples high school freshmans
u must have a 3.6 gpa and a score of 1400 or higher to be considered average in this school
so we hope you have a great 4 years here
ooh westport
u must have a 3.6 gpa and a score of 1400 or higher to be considered average in this school
so we hope you have a great 4 years here
ooh westport
by moasoihn October 30, 2005
Let's see...
A rich little town in the richest little state... Filled with athletes, jews, and your daddy's bosses, Westport has its own standards. As with everything and anything so amazing, it is no surprise that we attract the foul rantings of rich-haters, jew-haters, and the losing football team.
Enough said...
All we show is love...Yet all we get is hate.
We're not making you look bad. You're making us look GOOD.
A rich little town in the richest little state... Filled with athletes, jews, and your daddy's bosses, Westport has its own standards. As with everything and anything so amazing, it is no surprise that we attract the foul rantings of rich-haters, jew-haters, and the losing football team.
Enough said...
All we show is love...Yet all we get is hate.
We're not making you look bad. You're making us look GOOD.
1-"I'm gonna go buy that rapper's new CD that came out."
2-"Oh yeah me too... Umm whats the rapper's name again?"
1-"Uhh. Dang. I forgot, he's the one that lives in WESTPORT."
2-"Yeah... I think his name was... Well who cares what his name is...He's from WESTPORT."
1-"Yeah..."
2-"Oh yeah me too... Umm whats the rapper's name again?"
1-"Uhh. Dang. I forgot, he's the one that lives in WESTPORT."
2-"Yeah... I think his name was... Well who cares what his name is...He's from WESTPORT."
1-"Yeah..."
by Staplerkid August 22, 2005
Some definitions make it seem like snobs who sit on our ass all day and drive fancy cars...We work hard for the money we have...not only do we have amazing athletics in Staples (Westport HS) kids here party four nights a week...Go to Yale after HS...get a six figure job...move back to westport...I love it here
Westporter 1: Should I take the benz or the W?
Westporter 2:If were drinking take the benz, we can afford to scuff it up...
Westporter 2:If were drinking take the benz, we can afford to scuff it up...
by Livinwestportandlovinit June 20, 2005