1 definition by blondbitchinwtprt

A filthy rich town in Fairlfield County, where kids get high on a daily routine. If you dont drive a BMW or have a sidekick you dont fit in.

No offense against the basterds, i mean come on, its not their fault they daddy owns the company and they get anything they want.
So, basically here are the rules if you live there.

1. Have a BMW, Jeep, and so on

2. Have a pink razor or sidekick

3. Go through bf/gf like its your job

4. Dye your hair daily

5. Have a speck house (mansion)

6. Havs tons of friends(most of them you dont like)

7. Anything below a B+ means your thousand dollar a week allowance is up.

xoo Westport

by the way.... xo to mclslphwcf mwas

(i live in westport, at least i can admit i am a rich bitch)

xo losers
westporters define rich
by blondbitchinwtprt October 10, 2006
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