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A rich little town in the richest little state... Filled with athletes, jews, and your daddy's bosses, Westport has its own standards. As with everything and anything so amazing, it is no surprise that we attract the foul rantings of rich-haters, jew-haters, and the losing football team.
Enough said...

All we show is love...Yet all we get is hate.

We're not making you look bad. You're making us look GOOD.
1-"I'm gonna go buy that rapper's new CD that came out."
2-"Oh yeah me too... Umm whats the rapper's name again?"
1-"Uhh. Dang. I forgot, he's the one that lives in WESTPORT."
2-"Yeah... I think his name was... Well who cares what his name is...He's from WESTPORT."
1-"Yeah..."
by Staplerkid August 22, 2005
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