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Wehrmacht

Possibly a better term for the trendy hairstyle currently better known as The Hitler Youth Haircut. You can now name this hip, mid-century modern hairstyle with little offensiveness while still implying it's dodgy origins!

Wehrmacht was the name of the general conscripted armed forces of the fascist Germany. Not to be mistaken for the far more malevolent Waffen SS.
Guy 1: "Nice hair bro."

Guy with said hair: "Not too... Hitler youth?"

Guy 1: "Not at all, you could be in the Wehrmacht."

Guy with said hair: "Thank God, the SS are all biggoted wankers."
by Donaghadee1992 August 8, 2012
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Wehrmacht

The Wehrmacht was the formal name for the combined armed forces of Nazi Germany. Outside of academic literature, the term is mostly used today by people who want to express their affinity for the fandom surrounding WWII armed fascism without committing to being actual Nazis themselves. These people often forget to capitalize the "w" even though it is a proper noun.
The Wehrmacht sure got its ass kicked by the Allies.
by classyfier September 14, 2021
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Erwin Wermach

Word used for based fembo- I mean chuds who are pro coders and can do lots of OSINT
Erwin’s have very chompable thighs and are submissive and breedable
“ Erwin Wermach just doxed another jewish spy in FF “
“ Erwin Wermach is so cute in thigh highs
by Kittenpower45677 March 13, 2025
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erwin wermach

A type of esoteric catboi species that has 10x more nutritious milk than Erlose Chamrew’s
They are very good to breed due to their maximal output(radius of input area is small)
“ More erwin wermach’s were bred by vyrxz “
Erwin Wermach is such a sigma “
by Kittenpower45677 March 16, 2025
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