A book series that started off good, but then the writers started rolling D20's and would only write a good book if they got a nat 20
Person: have you ever read warrior cats?
Other person: yes, and I would like to ask you what the writes were thinking when they wrote Spottedleaf's Heart?
Other person: yes, and I would like to ask you what the writes were thinking when they wrote Spottedleaf's Heart?
by GuyThatIsAGuy June 3, 2021
Get the Warrior catsmug. by imcool56060560557757 June 9, 2023
Get the warrior catsmug. Warrior Cats (noun: wOhr-ee-ehr caats) is a complex set of holy books which pertain mostly to the story of several groups of anthropomorphized cats living in the woods. These books are considered holy scripts of the religion Furrism, the #2 most popular religion among Furries.
The majority of furries born in Foxikaji Woods (Pacific Northwest territories), Flurrysnow (eastern Canada, southern Sasketchewan, and New England), DustyPawsfur (USA Midwest), the Dokkikanju Territories (Great Britain; sometimes this territory is also referred to as Horsecock Island), and SandyPaw Island (Australia) are raised with these holy texts alone (although other popular Furry texts such as Wings of Fire aren't uncommon in these regions). Because of this exposure, the Warrior Cats books are often the first of such texts that Furry parents show to their children--henceforth continuing the cycle.
Originally written by disciples of Saint Fireheart the Catfucker (the Furry patron saint of zoophilia) around 1270, the Warrior Cats books have certainly withstood the test of time. It is believed by many scholars that the original texts came from Fluffypad, Dokkikanju and were written by the Apostles Foxwarren, JoJo, and Briella--the latter of which would go on to become the Furry patron saint of fursuits.
The majority of furries born in Foxikaji Woods (Pacific Northwest territories), Flurrysnow (eastern Canada, southern Sasketchewan, and New England), DustyPawsfur (USA Midwest), the Dokkikanju Territories (Great Britain; sometimes this territory is also referred to as Horsecock Island), and SandyPaw Island (Australia) are raised with these holy texts alone (although other popular Furry texts such as Wings of Fire aren't uncommon in these regions). Because of this exposure, the Warrior Cats books are often the first of such texts that Furry parents show to their children--henceforth continuing the cycle.
Originally written by disciples of Saint Fireheart the Catfucker (the Furry patron saint of zoophilia) around 1270, the Warrior Cats books have certainly withstood the test of time. It is believed by many scholars that the original texts came from Fluffypad, Dokkikanju and were written by the Apostles Foxwarren, JoJo, and Briella--the latter of which would go on to become the Furry patron saint of fursuits.
"Have you read the Warrior Cats books?"
"When I was a young furry, I read the Warrior Cats books to learn about Furrism."
"When I was a young furry, I read the Warrior Cats books to learn about Furrism."
by Heathvixen September 25, 2022
Get the Warrior Catsmug. Me: John is such weirdo
Bob: No he is not!
Me: He reads warrior cat lemons...
Bob: I stand corrected. What the fuck john
Bob: No he is not!
Me: He reads warrior cat lemons...
Bob: I stand corrected. What the fuck john
by Thetntteam January 24, 2023
Get the Warrior Cat Lemonsmug. Kids who were obsessed with the warrior cat book series. They probably pretended to be cats at recess
by TyTy_G July 9, 2021
Get the Warrior cat kidsmug. A part of the site on the website scratch.mit.edu with some of the weirdest people. Every OC there looks the same, as if they use a template, or copy original artwork, and they make clans that no one understands. Some examples of popular ones are DaisyKitty, FunkyFunny, rainbxw_cloudz, MinecraftKitten2, --CappuccinoCat--, Wolf-scar etc.
Scratcher 1: Alright, let's log on to Scratch.
Scratch Warrior Cat: *comments on profile* Hey! Wanna join my very cool cat clan uwu owo x3
Scratcher 1: Uh...
Scratch Warrior Cat 2: Cmon, join the electri clan X3!
Scratcher 1: Can you leave me the fuck alone?
Scratcher 2: It seems you have ran into some Scratch Warrior Cats. Just try to ignore them, K?
Scratcher 1: Will do...
Scratch Warrior Cat: *comments on profile* Hey! Wanna join my very cool cat clan uwu owo x3
Scratcher 1: Uh...
Scratch Warrior Cat 2: Cmon, join the electri clan X3!
Scratcher 1: Can you leave me the fuck alone?
Scratcher 2: It seems you have ran into some Scratch Warrior Cats. Just try to ignore them, K?
Scratcher 1: Will do...
by fuckinghatemylife August 31, 2021
Get the Scratch Warrior Catsmug. I did a warrior cats animated
by Smm2lover29383837454363 January 1, 2024
Get the Warrior cats animatedmug.