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war driving

war driving = Drive around in a car, searching for wifi networks, and hack them!

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Bobby age 7 aka. leet haxor111
Timmy age 5 aka. iwubducks

AIM Uber Haxor! chat room 122234243233
leet haxor111: yo wuby wanna go war driving!?!
iwubducks: of course, you get your pimpin golf cart workin?
leet haxor111: yeeeeaaa!!!
iwubducks: shaaweet!

1 hour 32 minutes later...
Bobby, and Jimmy got charged with speeding, wifi hacking, and reckless driving.

Bobby and Jimmy are now in jail for their whole life
by Bill Hamway September 22, 2005
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Wardrobing

The act of keeping a girl restrained in one's wardobe or similarly out of sight area to friends for use as a sexual plaything against said girl's will.
"What happened to Sophie?"
"Last time I saw her, she was making out with Martyn"
"Maybe he wardobed her her!"
"That would explain why he wouldn't let me see into his closet..."
"Haha he's wardrobing her... sick bastard"
by wingsulli February 22, 2010
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war driving

owening people's networks by "netstumbling" their wifi.
These newbs don't have their wifi secured, OWENED!
by RAWB November 4, 2003
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Warchiving

warchiving (verb)

Pronunciation: /ˈwɔ r-kaɪvɪŋ/

Origin: war + archiving = archiving for war

Definition

1. The act of meticulously documenting, recording, and archiving every shred of evidence when you know a fight is coming so you can absolutely nuke the other side’s bullshit later.

2. Turning your life into a goddamn legal discovery folder before someone else tries to screw you over.

3. Hacker/IT slang for “building a kill dossier”; collecting screenshots, recordings, chat logs, and emails so airtight they could crush someone’s legal or corporate defense like a soda can.
“Boss tried to rewrite history on that project, but I warchived every Slack message and email. When HR called me in, I had timestamps, receipts, and a folder named ‘break-glass’ ready to go.”

“My ISP kept gaslighting me about throttling. I went full warchiving mode; packet captures, speed logs, even a Wireshark timeline, and got three months of credit after I dropped it on Twitter.”

“Never argue with me about bug reports. I’ve been warchiving every ticket since 2019. I have commit history. I have diffs. I have the fucking receipts.”
by F.M. Luder September 24, 2025
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