We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty

A scam call about something that should have been sent in the mail

"We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty"
" i dont have a car , im 10 years old"

by palledenseje1998 November 29, 2021

Void Your Warranty

A threat; An insinuation of causing physical harm to another; An invitation to get one's ass kicked

Back the fuck up man, back the fuck up, or I'm gonna void your warranty!

by CIL Prod. August 17, 2008

tail-light warranty

Construction work, or an installation, of questional means and/or methods that is warranted for as long as the contractor's or subcontractor's tail-lights on his departing work truck are still visible.

This alternate routing option was, sadly, my idea and will likely come with only a tail-light warranty.

by johnny speedpork December 14, 2010

Wordanistas

Those who spend their lives telling others what is or is not a word, based on what they have read in books.
First coined by Steven Colbert on the Colbert Report during a segment of The Word.

I know you Wordanistas love to say funner is not a word, but it is, i looked it up in my gut, and that's the Truth.

What is it with you Wordanistas telling me what is and what isnt a word. Who made Merriam Webster God?

"And that brings us to tonight's word: truthiness. Now I'm sure some of the Word Police, the wordanistas over at Webster's, are gonna say, 'Hey, that's not a word.'"

by Baba Nace January 29, 2006

Wadanohara

A small witch who is very sweet and small, and the protagonist of the game Wadanohara And The Great Blue Sea.

"Wadanohara is too smol and adorable!"

by papercliip May 15, 2018

wardina

A rose, a beautiful talented lady who do art, hate cats, love coffee,good books, good music. Pretty girl with pretty heart and always go with vintage vibe surround her

wardina is so beautiful shes captured everyones heart

by Joseph braun December 27, 2017

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?

Sir, I said it, sir!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

by JSSRocket July 26, 2020