wankous

adj. used to describe anything that can be wanked to

Whoa, that chick over there is wankous!

by systemicfailure January 2, 2010

Dankxious

The feeling of social anxiety after smoking too much cannabis. Usually accompanied by the knowledge that "everybody knows you're high" and "they aren't even my friend they are just pretending as a joke."

"Man I smoked way too much weed last night, got so dankxious around Susan and thought everybody was talking about me and knew I was stoned."

by J-Snizz December 20, 2014

wanxious

A condition where one is anoying, anxious, stressed and should fuck off for a wank

You're pissing me of dude why don't you go and fuck yourself you wanxious cockhead

by Dno March 10, 2007

Wanxious

The act of feeling overly anxious to masturbate.

Billy felt wanxious, as he had not fapped for two months.

by evvie June 18, 2014

Dankxious

The feeling of crippling, physical and mental anxiety from too much cannabis consumption.

I can’t smoke sativa any more it makes me dankxious!

by Big Drew January 7, 2020

Wankulous

1) A term used to describe something that is both incredibly wonderful and fabulous, creating a sense of awe and delight.
2) A person who constantly shows off and acts self-important without considering others.

1) The fireworks display on New Year's Eve was absolutely wanbulous, with brilliant colors exploding in the sky, mesmerizing everyone who watched.
2) Sarah always talks loudly about her expensive clothes and fancy trips, ignoring everyone else's experiences. Her friends jokingly call her Wankulous because of her self-centered behavior.

by SnCanon August 7, 2023

Wanktions

When the actions don’t back up the talk

“It’ll be different this time I promise, I’ll show you”
“You say but never show, it’s just wanktions again”

by BousheyMF August 21, 2024