Wander Poke :
Verb.
The act of purposely penetrating the anus during intercourse but claiming it was accidental . Often used as a method to gauge the sexual partners willingness or openness to having anal sex by the receiving partners reaction.
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Verb.
The act of purposely penetrating the anus during intercourse but claiming it was accidental . Often used as a method to gauge the sexual partners willingness or openness to having anal sex by the receiving partners reaction.
Submitted by LuvH8Luv
Wander poking has always been the best way to introduce the idea of anal sex to you girlfriend or wife. Wanna spice up things in the bedroom. Often words get in the way and all thats needed is a harmless wander poke to her ass to gauge her willingness to anal intercourse.
by LuvH8Luv March 10, 2022
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You assertively walk into another room, you are focused, you have a purpose. People stop and stare because they can see you are not taking silver; small animals scurry with fervour away from your approaching footsteps; the clock ticks one last time....
You enter the room, you have reached your destination, the treasure is almost within your grasp; you can almost taste it, you want it oh so bad.
But then...
You have absolutely no idea what you were looking for or why you got off of your hot arse in the first place.
You retrace your steps; try ever so hard to remember what you were even doing, and just keep drawing blanks.
You have just experienced 'The Wanders'
You assertively walk into another room, you are focused, you have a purpose. People stop and stare because they can see you are not taking silver; small animals scurry with fervour away from your approaching footsteps; the clock ticks one last time....
You enter the room, you have reached your destination, the treasure is almost within your grasp; you can almost taste it, you want it oh so bad.
But then...
You have absolutely no idea what you were looking for or why you got off of your hot arse in the first place.
You retrace your steps; try ever so hard to remember what you were even doing, and just keep drawing blanks.
You have just experienced 'The Wanders'
Sandy: What are you looking for Bella?
Bella: Huh?
Sandy: Fair enough
Bella: Sorry boganface, just got the wanders
Sandy: It happens; maybe if you smoke a few Jades you will remember what the fuck you were looking for
Bella: Nah, i got it now; have you seen my lilac dolphin dildo?
Sandy: Ummm... yeah, Im keeping it warm for you
Bella: You are a sick fuck Sandy; definately time for treasure now
Bella: Huh?
Sandy: Fair enough
Bella: Sorry boganface, just got the wanders
Sandy: It happens; maybe if you smoke a few Jades you will remember what the fuck you were looking for
Bella: Nah, i got it now; have you seen my lilac dolphin dildo?
Sandy: Ummm... yeah, Im keeping it warm for you
Bella: You are a sick fuck Sandy; definately time for treasure now
by Luke Warm October 21, 2008
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Get the wanderlust mug.Verb: To feel wanderlust, a strong desire to see the world or the impulse to travel
Etymology: Wandern (to hike) and Lust (desire).
Wandern does not mean "to wander", but rather "to hike." Placing the two words together translates directly to "to enjoy hiking"
More commonly used to mean in a sense the "love of travel"
Etymology: Wandern (to hike) and Lust (desire).
Wandern does not mean "to wander", but rather "to hike." Placing the two words together translates directly to "to enjoy hiking"
More commonly used to mean in a sense the "love of travel"
Watching that show made me all wanderlusty and shit.
I'm feeling really wanderlusty right now, let's go somewhere!
I'm feeling really wanderlusty right now, let's go somewhere!
by justjeff September 13, 2010
Get the Wanderlusty mug.A likely acid-induced television show following an orange hairy tablespoon with a Southern accent named Wander, his blue horse-like friend, and their enemy, probably Skeletor's cousin, with his army of eyeballs that have SpongeBob voices.
by maybe i am a fish October 13, 2016
Get the wander over yonder mug.A female, typically an Instagram model, who poses in front of beautiful landscapes often wearing Blundstone boots, a mustard yellow top, a wide brimmed hat and a patterned blanket.
The stereotypical pose includes turning their back towards the camera, touching their hat, and dreamily looking off into the distance.
Refer to “Alpine Daddy” for the male version.
The stereotypical pose includes turning their back towards the camera, touching their hat, and dreamily looking off into the distance.
Refer to “Alpine Daddy” for the male version.
Have you checked out @chloe.chapdelaine’s Instagram page? She’s such a wanderbabe!
@camm_eng shoots banger photos of wanderbabes!
@camm_eng shoots banger photos of wanderbabes!
by Hikesforlikes July 30, 2019
Get the Wanderbabe mug.A general infection of the penis caused by a number of different factors. These can include through fornication; a lack of personal hygiene; infection caused by an injury; or a dodgy circumcision, as carried out on some parts of the developing world.
The word is used in a general sense in reference to any infection or suspected infection of the male genital area.
The word is used in a general sense in reference to any infection or suspected infection of the male genital area.
Man, I think that girl from the bar last night gave me wangrene.
A number of men in developing countries die from wangrene as a result of dirty surgical instruments used during circumcisions each year.
My wangrene has flared up again, and it won't stop itching.
A number of men in developing countries die from wangrene as a result of dirty surgical instruments used during circumcisions each year.
My wangrene has flared up again, and it won't stop itching.
by Wolfman21 September 20, 2010
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