wonderbra

The bra that gives horny men false hope by giving flat-chested women impressive-looking breasts and cleavage.

The reason they call it the wonderbra is because men wonder where the titties went when the bra comes off.

by bigtones July 12, 2007

WonderBra

Man's greatest invention; it's a breast-enhancing bra that lets small-breasted women look as though they've got an impressive rack.

All my friends think my girl's got big cans, but she doesn't...she's just wearing a WonderBra to make her chest look bigger!

by 'Drew August 16, 2003

wanderbating

To wander whilst masterbating. Frequently performed by those who get distracted easily and need a change of scenery. Painfully awkward for room mates, houseguests, parents, etc.

I once walked in on my brother while he was masturbating. Wait, I walked in on him while I was masturbating. I was wanderbating.

by PhilFFI January 7, 2011

wonderbra

The source of ungifted women's happiness, and false advertisement for men.

"Nice rack, girl!"

"Thanks..." ~Removes bra~

"What the HELL!? Uh, gotta go!"

by Morbidia June 4, 2005

Wonderbra moment

The crushing realisation that everything is not entirely as it seems but you're already committed, in exactly the same way as a rat in a trap could be also be described as committed.

Dude1:"Just got a fantastic deal on a new phone, check it out! its like ten a month!"
Dude2:"That's the introductory offer, after the first three months it's fifty, for the next three years..."
Dude1:<Looks at phone, feels blood draining from face, has Wonderbra moment>

by Ice in the cider September 29, 2011

Wanderbarf

(verb)
To vomit while wandering drunkenly.

Just before passing out for the night, she wanderbarfed her way from the living room to the bathroom.

by Lizzy Merchant April 15, 2014

wonderbrax

Hes gay,no friends,very short

"Did you see what wonder gay short ass was wearing today"
"Tbh with you i don't even care" wonderbrax is gay

by ThebestUnknown January 30, 2018