Walt

To schedule and cancel a date at least 5 times.

I know we have been trying to go out for like 2 months, but I am going to have to pull a Walt. I have to be in a wedding tomorrow I didn't know about...didn't realize the baseball game was in the afternoon and have to work...etc

by ms_b_mixon June 14, 2010

walt

a totally awesome person

walt is a walt

by walt May 10, 2003

walt

Abbreviation for 'Waltor Mitty' - someone who pretends to be something they’re not, especially: a member of the armed forces, a war veteran or a policeman.
These pathetic individuals try to compensate for their social inadequacies by adopting what they see as a glamorous or respectable lifestyle.

"Check out that military re-enactor walt. What a cunt."

"This walt tosser told me he was 22 SAS but I recognised him from Burger King.'

by Bartholomew Von Hindenburg May 22, 2005

Walts

A military slang term, "Walt", which is an abbreviation of the name 'Walter Mitty', which refers to someone who has aspirations to become a soldier, but none of the necessary personal qualities. This bit of slang can also refer to someone who poses as an (ex-)soldier but who isn't a soldier (serving or former), or who poses as something he isn't or wasn't; for example, regular army soldiers who pose as SAS troopers. The term is often used to describe people who participate in "war games" such as Airsoft, Paintball, Military Re-enactment and individuals who are not serving/never served in the Armed Forces but have an obsession with Military Surplus, Regalia, Weaponry etc but subconciously does not understand the difference between Civilian and Military life.

People like Walts who do airsoft, paintball are total complete tossers, retards, live in a fantasy, bullied at school and most certainly don’t have a girlfriend.

by CarcusDodger December 1, 2009

walt, the

refers to an action given to an employer by an employee, usually going into work an hour late, taking a two hour lunch, and leaving an hour early.

walt, the: "Last Friday, I was very hungover, so I gave my firm the Walt"

by Geoffrrey December 14, 2006

walte

Hot man, short for walter. THe longest dick in the world

Did you see that Walte.

by ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ March 13, 2023

the walt

Dude who constantly shows up late siting "I don't feel well" as his reason. Really he's just lazy and hung over. Skips work too.

God, he's always pulling "the Walt" on company meeting days.

by lindseyawesome May 21, 2016