I know we have been trying to go out for like 2 months, but I am going to have to pull a Walt. I have to be in a wedding tomorrow I didn't know about...didn't realize the baseball game was in the afternoon and have to work...etc
by ms_b_mixon June 12, 2010
Abbreviation for 'Waltor Mitty' - someone who pretends to be something they’re not, especially: a member of the armed forces, a war veteran or a policeman.
These pathetic individuals try to compensate for their social inadequacies by adopting what they see as a glamorous or respectable lifestyle.
These pathetic individuals try to compensate for their social inadequacies by adopting what they see as a glamorous or respectable lifestyle.
"Check out that military re-enactor walt. What a cunt."
"This walt tosser told me he was 22 SAS but I recognised him from Burger King.'
"This walt tosser told me he was 22 SAS but I recognised him from Burger King.'
by Bartholomew Von Hindenburg May 20, 2005
A military slang term, "Walt", which is an abbreviation of the name 'Walter Mitty', which refers to someone who has aspirations to become a soldier, but none of the necessary personal qualities. This bit of slang can also refer to someone who poses as an (ex-)soldier but who isn't a soldier (serving or former), or who poses as something he isn't or wasn't; for example, regular army soldiers who pose as SAS troopers. The term is often used to describe people who participate in "war games" such as Airsoft, Paintball, Military Re-enactment and individuals who are not serving/never served in the Armed Forces but have an obsession with Military Surplus, Regalia, Weaponry etc but subconciously does not understand the difference between Civilian and Military life.
People like Walts who do airsoft, paintball are total complete tossers, retards, live in a fantasy, bullied at school and most certainly don’t have a girlfriend.
by CarcusDodger December 01, 2009
refers to an action given to an employer by an employee, usually going into work an hour late, taking a two hour lunch, and leaving an hour early.
by Geoffrrey December 12, 2006
by ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ March 13, 2023
Dude who constantly shows up late siting "I don't feel well" as his reason. Really he's just lazy and hung over. Skips work too.
by lindseyawesome May 03, 2016