Walmartian

Overweight, quadriplegic or just outright ugly people who dwell at the store named Walmart for excessive amounts of time.

"Oh my, Betsy is quite the Walmartian, isn't she? Rolling around the isles and such.

by dat one guy January 6, 2014

Walmartian

A person recently hired by Walmart.
Usually unfamiliar with the destruction of local shops and extremy low prices, Walmartians end up living in a different world, in parallel of reality, as if "abducted by Walmart".

Person 1 - Hey look, it's Kate over there in her Walmart cashier uniform. Let's go talk to her.

Person 2 - You know she can't speak our English since she is a Walmartian.

Person 1 - Ah yeah, that's true. Sorry

Kate - HAVE A COUPON !!!!! 20 % OFF GUNS !!!! OH YOU LOST YOUR JOB ??? I'M SORRY MR GROCERY STORE OWNER !!!

by Arbiter6 April 22, 2007

walmartians

the type of people that shop at walmart

I had no choice but to go to Walmart. Walmartians were everywhere!

by razzle berry May 9, 2020

Walmartian

People that spend most of their time in Walmart. Found especially at late hours.

Went shopping but all the walmartians had the lanes clogged and service desk overloaded.

by Black_Dolphin October 27, 2023