lauren waldeck

An extremely eccentric individual.

You can't live with her and you can't live without her.
She can make any guy lose his shit, simply by smiling at him.

She often plays hard to get but she's worth the chase.

"I saw the way you looked at 'Lauren', man. You're crazy about her, aren't you!"
"I can't even think straight when i'm around her, dude. I think i'm in love. I'm in love with 'Lauren Waldeck."

LAUREN: A beautiful girl who makes you go weak at the knees.

by _-_somebody_-_ April 11, 2017

walletkeysphone

Noun. The holy trinity of "I can safely leave where I am at".

Verb. An increasingly hard test to pads as blood-alcohol content increases.

N. "Hold on a sec, lemme check my walletkeysphone."

V. "Dude, You've had a lot to drink. Walletkeysphone?"

by Swordude December 13, 2015

Wallocks

When someone makes no sense just say they’re chatting wallocks

“Jim was chatting so much wallocks yesterday”

by Jizzleoveryourface November 23, 2019

wallack

a person who pulls grease all the time, to no extent

Wallack pulled so much grease during Halo that it actually started dripping off his face.

by fonsteak December 8, 2004

wolleck

young lady who got a beautiful body. most of black ladeis are wolleck.

she has a sexy body she is wolleck.
you're wolleck baby.

by Rmon March 25, 2008

wallezka

Wallezka is a female who thinks she is hot . She is extremely flat. Has no ass. Her chest is inverted. No one would fuck her.

Wallezka is a flat person

by Dicdicdicass777 April 22, 2017

wallezcka

@wallezckaa

wallezckaa is amazing

by wallezckaa December 25, 2020