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The Forrest Whitaker 

A sexual act in which you poo on your girlfriend's face, and rub it in with you penis until she resembles a Black Face actor. Then you shoot at point blank range a dick rocket into her left eye, making her squint - and then you put a gun to her head and yell, "Say you're Forrest Whitaker! And it better sound exactly like him or so help me God I'll fucking blow your doody stained head right off!!!"
Frank: How did everything go with Angela last night?

Dan: It was going pretty awful until I gave her The Forrest Whitaker.

Frank: Oh man, Score! Was it spot on?

Dave: No, and that's why I had to kill her.

Frank: Well, there's always tomorrow. Cheer up.
The Forrest Whitaker by tedwilli9 October 17, 2008
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Iram: Who’s tahts hottie?
Ajim: Wahiba
Iram: ima get her
Ajim: Too late lil bro, she don’t like fat ugly niggas
Iram: I’m still gonna try.
Wahiba by ThisIsntAjim March 6, 2019
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Whip Whitaker 

(verb) Succeeding at any given task while under the heavy influence of narcotics.

Derived from the actions of Whip Whitaker, the character from the movie Flight, who was able to do a barrel roll in a commercial airplane that had mechanical failures and save the lives of almost every passenger on board, while drunk and high off coke.
Aidan: How did you manage to bag all those super fly girls after downing a fifth of whiskey, do 4 lines, and hitting a blunt?

Eric: I whip whitakered that shit.
Whip Whitaker by aoc93 March 12, 2013
an acronym used to describe someone who is witty, attractive, intelligent, toned, athletic, sexy, and has everything going for him
sprinter is WAITASE
WAITASE by DopeAsFuckKid July 17, 2004

Roger Whitaker 

A person who spends his life on his knees under his bosses desk waiting for his next wholesale deal. Also see definition for poop stewart.
That damn roger whitaker getting all the wholesale deals again.

Wahtastrophe 

When guitar players make gross over usage of the wah pedal in songs or solos. Such excessive use Is a needless display of shotty guitar playing.
Metalhead: Hey did you hear that awesome Kirk hammet solo?
Metal head 2: what are you talking about that was a wahtastrophe
Wahtastrophe by Stevothegreat November 10, 2012
Sarah Palin is a total whitard; she doesn't even know the difference between North and South Korea.
whitard by alliet95 May 20, 2015