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waggle daggle

To use the extremity, such as a hand or foot, of a sleeping or otherwise incoherent friend to masturbate or to finish off a masturbatory activity at the end of a hard partying evening.
hey dude I'm sorry but I had to use you for a waggle daggle this nut wasn't gonna bust itself.
waggle daggle by emilionaire September 1, 2010

waggle slather 

The art of spreading ones butt cheeks apart and putting peanut butter between them, and proceeding to have a dog lick the peanut butter out.
Where's Jason?

Oh he's in the back office having a waggle slather with the bosses dog.
waggle slather by Jigglypuffmik October 15, 2015

waggle dance 

its a dance that honey bees use to tell other honey bees to come over
the bees did a waggle dance to signify he other bees to come over
waggle dance by dreamnotfound4life<3 September 28, 2021

waggle fraggle 

a word often used to break awkward silences
Friend: Hey
You: Hey whats up?
Friend: Not much how about you?
You: Same
Friend: Soo..
You: Idk
Friend: Me either
You: WAGGLE FRAGGLE
Friend: Alright then
waggle fraggle by Jeremy Fatlard February 5, 2010

waggle titz 

The act of man boobs so large, they waggle when an individual walks..
waggle titz by WinksMcgee June 27, 2016

Waggle My Wiggle 

Usually used most in against or to describe the feared and infamous Toe Shwiggler
Guy 1: "hey Alan my big toe feels wet, what the hell!!!"

Alan: "WAGGLE MY WIGGLE"

EXAMPLE 2

Guy 1: "MY PARROTS PREGNANT!!!"

Guy 2: WAGGLE MY WIGGLE