wrestler
A male (usually) who likes rolling around on the floor, in spandex, all sweaty, and they try to pin eachother in different positions...
How is this not gay?
How is this not gay?
wrestler by rhymatic12124 March 30, 2009
Wrestler
A meathead who thinks he is tough, but really is a pussy in spandex that likes getting close with other men's junk. They give each other diseases like herpes and if ever in a real fist fuight, they would get the shit kicked out of them. They are people who act like idiots to get attention and are ignorant assholes. they typically have little friends, and think very high of themselves. They complain about loosing weight and yet they don't relieze every other sport is the same.
"yo i kicked the shit outta a wrestler today."
"really? aren't they tough?"
"no they actually cant hit for shit...they think they are strong but they are just pussies in spandex."
"well that figures, i mean wreslters do like getting close with other men"
"really? aren't they tough?"
"no they actually cant hit for shit...they think they are strong but they are just pussies in spandex."
"well that figures, i mean wreslters do like getting close with other men"
Wrestler by Tim Patten March 25, 2007
Wrestler
An androgynous attention-seeker whose intelligence doesn't exceed beyond the kindergarten level. Often times, wrestlers will 'jack' themselves up on steroids and amphetamines to become tough(-ish), causing their genitalia shrink to unsatisfactory sizes. However, this does not prevent them from grabbing and touching other wrestlers' genitalia or having their own touched by those same wrestlers. Perhaps, in knowing of the other wrestler's shrinkage, and thus lack of a satisfactory sex life, they engage in genitalia grabbing, so as to sexually sooth each other. This is debatable, however, as they may already be predisposed to homosexuality, thus explaining their aggrandized androgyny.
Person A: Dude, did you see that hairless bi grab that other hairless bi's junk? They're totally fucking homo.
Person B: No, they're 'wrestlers' and they're wrestling.
Person A: Oh, so is that what they're calling it these days? Call it what you want, bro, but they seem to me like a bunch of butt pirates, glorifying the simulation of mutual masturbation.
Person B: No, they're 'wrestlers' and they're wrestling.
Person A: Oh, so is that what they're calling it these days? Call it what you want, bro, but they seem to me like a bunch of butt pirates, glorifying the simulation of mutual masturbation.
Wrestler by HazyKushen April 9, 2010
Wrestler
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