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Woman's Rights

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A non-existent idea created by blasphemous members of society.
Johnny: Hey Todd, you read the English homework about Woman's Rights?
Todd: What the fuck are those?
by _-double_penetration-_ January 18, 2009
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woman's 5 minutes

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When women say 5 minutes but it is often longer it is a woman's 5 minutes.

Can also be used to refer to any amount of time that is likely to be much longer than stated up front.

Similar to male 6 inches.
Mary said that she would be ready in 5. Of course that is a woman's 5 minutes so we have time to watch the last quarter of the game.
by CLS 8888 December 16, 2016
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woman's basketball

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an oxymoron; pathetic excuse to put a ball in a basket, and when it happens, it is a paradox; some shots are so ridiculous, one wonders how it is some women are allowed to play the game; I must clarify, there are good women basketball players, however most are horrible
Stan: Hey are you going to the Woman's basketball game?
Bill: Yeah, im doing a report on whether drunk monkies can beat a high school girl's bball team
Stan: Oh cool, I'll see you there
Bill: Yeah
Stan: Hey, I'll put $10 on the monkies winning
Bill: I'll add it to the pot
by ILuvWomen March 8, 2007
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When someone of the female gender is clued in on something that either is happening or hasn't happened yet. Not to be confused with mother's intuition, which only applies to mothers.
From her woman's intuition, Sarah knew he would get fired. Bob just didn't see it coming.
by jessifat January 21, 2009
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woman's work

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n. when a female is "riding" (bouncing on) a male's penis during anal sex, leaving the male doing nothing
"What kind of sex did you and Kelly have in the office yesterday?"

"Anal sex. She did all of the woman's work while I just laid back and did nothing."

"Lucky. When I had sex with her, she put a dildo on, and made me do all of the woman's work."
by KP123KP September 18, 2011
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Woman's Rights

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Hey, Frank, did you hear about woman's rights?
Thats a good joke!!!
by SexOffender4488889999 June 23, 2010
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