whank

. . . what a guy likes to do to his pud . . . usually to climax.
Like . . . I whanked it and . . .. WOW . . . I saw STARS ! ! ! . . . AND . . . in a few minutes I can whank AGAIN!!
by Bill January 18, 2004
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Whank

Crying and masturbating at the same time. Whine + wank.
Katya dumped me, but I managed to steal nude pictures of her best friends from her phone, so at least I can whank myself to sleep.
by ndrj March 01, 2017
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whank

an adjective. used to help describe an action or noun. used in the bay area, california.

lame, not cool, sucks, stupid, wack, waste of time, not worth it, bad, horrible.
by girl from the bay July 07, 2011
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