I.S.W.U.W.S.

The I.S.W.U.W.S. stands for "International Society of Women that Urinate While Standing." This women empowering society was created in 1832 by a small group of Irish American women, during the major toilet crisis. Today, the society has over 100 female members who devote their lives to urinate while standing completely vertical, with a dream that one day all women will not have to live in a gender biased world.

Woman 1: "Did you see that women in the restroom earlier... she was using the restroom while standing!"
Woman 2: "Yeah, I saw that. I bet she is a member of the I.S.W.U.W.S."
Woman 1: "Huh? What does that mean?"

Woman 2: "It is the International Society of Women that Urinate While Standing"

by loco cocopuff March 12, 2015

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L.S.W.W.N.A.L.M.B

Short for Loving Someone Who Will Never Actually Love Me Back

I suffer from L.S.W.W.N.A.L.M.B

by Fladf1sk December 15, 2023

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s.d.w.w.m.t.h.b

some day we will meet these hot bitches

:)

s.d.w.w.m.t.h.b :)

by dany3269 October 21, 2013

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i.w.s.y.d.t.w.y.a.t.c.i.w.y.t.p.i.i.m

I wanna suck your dick then when you're about to cum I want you to put it in me

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by justforfunnnn November 17, 2021

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A.W.S. (Amazon Withdrawal Syndrome)

An ailment, typically suffered post-holiday, by chronic online shoppers who have become conditioned to finding packages gracing their porch upon their arrival home. The sudden down-turn in deliveries can result in negative physiological events. Symptoms can include, but are not limited to anxiety, depression, malaise, night terrors, random trembling, and/or a bout of the vapors. The condition has been known to be exacerbated by the sound of delivery vehicles and ringing doorbells.

Janet was relieved when her doctor diagnosed her as suffering from A.W.S. (Amazon Withdrawal Syndrome) and prescribed a treatment regimen, but understood she knew she would always be known as a "parcel junkie".

by Angry Wound December 2, 2019