vomment

a commentt that is left on the innternett that iss so annoying, gross,and uncalled for you couldd literally throw up on it

did you see thaat hoe ashleyss comment to leo shess soo annoyingg who does she think she is im gonna vomment on it

by baddestbitch72409 November 19, 2009

vommenting

1. Vomiting in blog comments
2. Spewing forth from one's brain

1. They read his post and immediately began vommenting in the comment section.
2. Rather then think about her comment, she vommented onto the screen mindlessly.

by Kelly Siara July 9, 2007

vomment

A disingenuously positive comment on Facebook by someone who really feels the opposite.

Did you read Frank's vomment on my Facebook? I know he's really jealous and doesn't think I deserve the award.

by pennythek September 29, 2010

vomment

adj. Comments, posts, videos, etc. on Facebook that make third party readers literally or figuratively want to vomit because of it’s lovey-dovey, cutesy and sometimes grotesque ( if people sharing said vomments are nasty) content.

They are not cute together, and neither are the vomments they leave on eachother's walls.

by hanhopehaw July 9, 2011

vomment

an off color comment. online or otherwise, which gushes forth with no thought of consequence or forethought, typed or spoken in haste as if drunk.

Their friendship ended the moment that Mark vommented on Danny's post about his deceased grandmother.

by freaky mcstyles January 16, 2014

Vommentary

Where you commentate but it comes out like word vomit.

"Dude, I just did vommentary on this sick ass movie"

by Voyagerborg August 27, 2016

vomment

"vom ment" :

verb: the act of reading a comment that makes you want to vomit
noun: a comment that makes you want to vomit

as a verb: Her constant negativity causes me to vomment.

by Needa Xanex October 8, 2018