an extremely fat woman with cottage cheese hindquarters. Usually spotted wearing too-tight leggings and a 5XL tweety bird t-shirt.
I was walking at the store the other night and i nearly got caught in between a volumptuous woman's asscheeks because she was bent over and i wasn't watching where i was going.
by hails4rails January 02, 2009
by xzybit July 24, 2004
Referring to those with Curvy and appealing asscheeks. (Commonly used by those with flattest of asscheeks)
by Elben Lord June 04, 2022
adj. - curvaceous and appealing ass-cheeks, with an implied analogy with something delicious that one would want to eat, often used in a seductive manner
by Elben Lord June 13, 2022
Friend 1: hi dude whats that you're hol-
You: *smacks friend 1 with the volumptuous ball of doom*
You: the volumptuous ball of doom, circum to its power or burn in hell... peasant
You: *smacks friend 1 with the volumptuous ball of doom*
You: the volumptuous ball of doom, circum to its power or burn in hell... peasant
by GentlePenguin November 07, 2019
This booty is volumptuous.
by Big Daddy Des September 08, 2023
by SCJD August 17, 2022