volumptuous

an extremely fat woman with cottage cheese hindquarters. Usually spotted wearing too-tight leggings and a 5XL tweety bird t-shirt.
I was walking at the store the other night and i nearly got caught in between a volumptuous woman's asscheeks because she was bent over and i wasn't watching where i was going.
by hails4rails January 02, 2009
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volumptuous

Deceptive term used in personals by females, usually meaning "FAT".
by xzybit July 24, 2004
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Volumptuous cheeks

Referring to those with Curvy and appealing asscheeks. (Commonly used by those with flattest of asscheeks)
by Elben Lord June 04, 2022
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Volumptuous cheeks

adj. - curvaceous and appealing ass-cheeks, with an implied analogy with something delicious that one would want to eat, often used in a seductive manner
by Elben Lord June 13, 2022
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The volumptuous ball of doom

Friend 1: hi dude whats that you're hol-

You: *smacks friend 1 with the volumptuous ball of doom*

You: the volumptuous ball of doom, circum to its power or burn in hell... peasant
by GentlePenguin November 07, 2019
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volumptuous

you have a big and juicy GYATT
This booty is volumptuous.
by Big Daddy Des September 08, 2023
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Volumptuous

big and curvy with extra lumps and volume
by SCJD August 17, 2022
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