volumptuous

an extremely fat woman with cottage cheese hindquarters. Usually spotted wearing too-tight leggings and a 5XL tweety bird t-shirt.

I was walking at the store the other night and i nearly got caught in between a volumptuous woman's asscheeks because she was bent over and i wasn't watching where i was going.

by hails4rails January 4, 2009

volumptuous

Deceptive term used in personals by females, usually meaning "FAT".

Volumptuous vixen seeking SBM.

by xzybit July 23, 2004

Volumptuous cheeks

Referring to those with Curvy and appealing asscheeks. (Commonly used by those with flattest of asscheeks)

These volumptuous cheeks get me all the Indian millionaires.

by Elben Lord June 3, 2022

Volumptuous cheeks

adj. - curvaceous and appealing ass-cheeks, with an implied analogy with something delicious that one would want to eat, often used in a seductive manner

"These volumptuous cheeks get me all the rich indian men"

by Elben Lord June 13, 2022

The volumptuous ball of doom

Circum to its power of burn in hell

Friend 1: hi dude whats that you're hol-

You: *smacks friend 1 with the volumptuous ball of doom*

You: the volumptuous ball of doom, circum to its power or burn in hell... peasant

by GentlePenguin November 7, 2019

Volumptuous

huge and airy. not to be confused with the word voluptuous.

“wow she has such a volumptuous ass, it’s so juicy”

by coochiewoochie December 9, 2022

Volumptuous

big and curvy with extra lumps and volume

That hefty burlesque dancer was volumptuous

by SCJD August 16, 2022