Vol 

Is a term widely used to describe friends who have become family. If you have a friendgroup that feels like a family, CONGRATS! you have a VOL.

“Are you close with them?”
“Are you kidding? They are my VOL!”
“Dude, that’s beautiful”

Vol by ikzitvol January 2, 2022

Vol Viadd 

1) A penis

2) A feisty latino. Usually in a romantic since.

"Wow! That stripper's vol viadd was sooooo long!"
"Wow! That stripper was so vol viadd!"

Vol Viadd by vvismyfeistylatinolover June 3, 2009

Vol-de-Tort 

The raging manhood of a game director.

He has such a great Vol-de-Tort!

Vol-de-Tort by Arafales October 27, 2019

Vol node 

A vol node also known as an “implied volatility node” is something which supposed “Options trading experts” on Twitter have trouble grasping. It might be that their ego and self-worth is too inflated by the crowds of retail traders they lie to. These so called “experts” were dropped on their head as a kid so they didn’t get to that part of the book yet in “Options for Dummies” to learn what it is yet.

On a more serious note, a vol node is simply a point that represents implied volatility as a function of strike, moneyness, delta, or standard deviation from the underlying.

Normal person working at any large Market Making firm: There’s a kink in the /NG Natural Gas curve for the March tenor. A large block order came through and jacked up the implied vols of the OTM calls. I’m going to sell it then delta hedge as the skew reverts so I can profit the spread between the market vols and my theoretical vols.

Twitter Volatility Expert with a bunch of followers breaks into the office (Retard): NOOOOOOOOOO!!! A VOL NODE ISN’T A REAL THING!!! YOU GIYS ARE STUPIDDD YOU CANT MAKE MOMEY OFF THAT JUST BECAUSE I NEVER LEARNED OR TRADED BEFORE!!!!

Normal person working at any large Market Making firm: Security, please escort this retard out the building, thank you.

*retard later ends up throwing a tantrum later online and talking to the voices in the walls*

Vol node by Obama’s Last Name December 27, 2021

Vol-TRAN

When you see a large group of Trannies hang out, and when they get sloppy drunk, they combine into Vol-TRAN.

Watch out now, it's Vol-TRAN!

Vol-TRAN by mboogie408 June 25, 2009

Vol Logic 

The logic that if Vol said it in chat, and claims it to be true, it is true under the ruling of Vol Logic.

Vol makes sense. If you use Vol logic. Yup yup.

Vol Logic by Volscian1 July 19, 2018

Vol.20

Very hot awesome man looking for toe pics

Vol.20 looking for frisktards feet pics

Vol.20 by Big fat wiener April 28, 2021