Violenting

Physically harming or abusing someone, but with a funnier word.

I would kick him in the stomach but I hate physically violenting people

by asaspades August 16, 2010

Second Violinity

When you touch a violin for the first time, and you don't enjoy it. Then, for all legal and official purposes, you did not ever touch the violin

WOAH THERE! DID YOU JUST TOUCH THAT VIOLIN?

Don't worry, I have second violinity

Understandable, have a nice day

by Don'tTouchViolins May 16, 2018

Faceless Violinist

Faceless Violinist aka Chris is a faceless man (not anymore) who can play violin covers (haven't heard any yet) on YouTube. He is a white man, he has the pass to say the n-word, but says fella. He is that nigga and it not to be messed with. He mods for Simbathadumpaliciousgod and Aurithedumpaliciousmermaid. However, every February he might say the n-word, so look out for it.

Faceless Violinist is that whigga.

by PrinceThatMoneyDarkness December 29, 2022

virgining

1. The opposite of a "whoring."

2. To associate with virgins and not partake in sexual behaviors.
2. To not accept payment in exchange for sexual relations.
3. To not compromise your own principles for personal gain.
4. To advertise and call attention to your own virginity.

"Why do your shirts say 'virgin' on them?"
"We're having a virgining."
"Huh?"
"We feel that if our peers can go around advertising the fact that they're whores, we can go around advertising that we're virgins."
"good luck with that."
"Thank you."

by Vanitty May 23, 2010

Violating the circle

V. To commence penetration of an orifice originally found in a person within a circle of friends, without other members of the group being privy to your carnal knowledge of the other person.

Mark in accounting is violating the circle by hooking up with Susie at the department's Christmas party.

by boredatwork11 May 18, 2011

first violinist

If orchestra were Mean Girls, the first violinists would be the Plastics.

First violinist: On Wednesdays we wear pink.

Cellist: Nice bow. What's it made out of?
First violinist: YOUR MOM'S CHEST HAIR!

Conductor: Why are you playing so quietly?
First violinist: I'm a mouse, duh.

Flautist: What's up with the bassist? I feel like she's hiding something.
First violinist: That's why her instrument is so big. It's full of secrets.

Oboist: What do you have against the concertmaster?
Bassoonist: She's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives.

Concertmaster: I can't play Pachelbel. I'm on an all-Romantic repertoire. God, Karen, you are so stupid!

First violinist: If you're from the viola section, why are you good?
Concertmaster: Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they're good.

First violinist: She doesn't even go here!
Conductor: Do you play in this orchestra?
Soprano: No, I just have a lot of feelings.

Clarinetist: Made out with my instrument? Omg that was one time!

by Heart and Sol December 27, 2013

violencing

A pikey or townie word meaning a good beating.

"You're gonna get a violencing"

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003