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Vilandas

A Jewish child that survived the Holocoust by absorbing the gas into his body. Legend has it that his immune system is completely glitched so his HP is maxed out. He folds his arms as a form of defence and begins to stare bleakely into the onlooker of his victims. Another popular method of his torture is to duplicate himself many times eventually leading to the slow and painful descent into insanity.
Fam, he survived a heart attack, a stroke, ass cancer AND a fucking nuke? He's definitely a Vilandas, his immune system is fucking glitched.
by eimis95 November 22, 2016
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Bicester Village

A euphemism for making sweet sweet love to a colleague's ass; anal sex in the workplace.
I went to Bicester Village with my colleague in the stationary cupboard.
by Fury's Dartboard June 20, 2022
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Villa Villains

Noun: Group of people, normally located in towns with "Villa" in the name. Tend to be very close knit, have the ability to spend exorbatent amounts of money on alcohol, and make a party better whenever present. However, less than adequate with women. Most women find "Villa Villains" repulsive, mean, and/or self-centered. To their dismay, "Villa Villains" don't care because they usually find some skirt somewhere else anyway.
Dude, did you go to that party last night? Some Villa Villains were there and it was the best time I've ever had.
by spdyr4 May 8, 2009
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Villafana

That guy is such a Villafana, he cooks for me and he is different than any guy I have ever met in life. Truly a Villafana.
by Southern one October 30, 2008
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Hele Village

The worst place for anyone to live. Ever. Situated in southwest england, it is known for drunk 10 year olds walking around half naked at 9:00 am in the morning scaring old people. The biggest highlight of this place is the farmfoods, which is often looted by chavs. Stay Away
Person 1: Wanna go to Hele Village?
Person 2: Gtfo
by footy10101 August 16, 2011
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Swavesey village collage

A shit school that is supposed to be good but is full of snakes, snitches and wanna be roadmen. The teachers act like they are on crack and get off on giving students detentions. The headteacher has an ankle fetish because he cares more about what socks your wearing than your education. Year 7ns think they are hard, year 8s act depressed, year 9ns are slags, year 10ns are boring and year 11ns are actually depressed. Welcome to 5 years of hell and retarded cunts :)
Swavesey village collage is a shite school
by Dingdongweenee October 16, 2019
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Village Idiot

In 1555, Nostradamus wrote:
Come the millennium, month 12, in the home of greatest power, the village idiot will come forth to be acclaimed the leader.
by Stoneur August 7, 2003
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