Vanilla sex

An expression used by kinksters with daddy and mommy issues who can't enjoy a normal intercourse and need to humiliate their partner or to get humiliated to get off. Usually used to shame people who don't indulge in extreme sexual activities.

Daddy's cumslut kitten : I have been a naughty girl lately, I want you to tie and punish me tonight.
Sane adult male : I think it's time to let go of childish enthusiasms.
Daddy's cumslut kitten : Oh no please daddy I really can't feel anything unless I imagine myself being used, vanilla sex won't do it for me.
Sane adult male : Then watch less porn and go to therapy. I'm out of here

by Othmannnnnnne January 3, 2021

vanilla sex

vanilla sex is jacking off -- no sucking dick or fucking assholes.

Just a few of the other cadets here at the Academy are into vanilla sex.

by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021

vanilla sex

boring. un-inventive. plain. sex

person A. "I got some last night."
person B. "Really, how was it?"
person A. "Meh, vanilla sex."
person B. "Awww. that sucks."

by yuip August 2, 2009

Vanilla sex

Basic ass sex

Chick: you actually enjoy missionary sex?
Dude: yeah! Vanilla sex is great! if it ain't broke don't fix it.

by Spicyyy December 26, 2019

Triple Vanilla Sex

A mysterious act or concept that nobody really knows about, but many claim they know how to do.

"Wanna know about Triple Vanilla Sex? Okay, take some vanilla ice cream, put all the weed inside, mix it all together, you take it, you get high, it's the craziest feeling ever."
"No, no, no, I know about Triple Vanilla Sex. It's when you're with your girl, and you take the Vanilla Ice Cream and you eat it all over each other."

by Cola37 September 15, 2015

Vanilla sex

Imagine two 13 year old virgins hooking up having sex with a very first time imagine how lame and boring that would be. Now dumb that down by 2x and that's vanilla sex.

that bitch look like a freak.. but all she fucks is vanilla sex ole lame ass fuck

by TexasWood⚡⚡ September 20, 2019

Midwest Vanilla Sex

A more boring variety of what is considered vanilla sex.

Oh my god, Im never hooking up with Greg again. He only gives me Midwest Vanilla sex.

by MDWC January 24, 2021