vanilla sex

vanilla sex is jacking off -- no sucking dick or fucking assholes.

Just a few of the other cadets here at the Academy are into vanilla sex.

by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021

vanilla sex

boring. un-inventive. plain. sex

person A. "I got some last night."
person B. "Really, how was it?"
person A. "Meh, vanilla sex."
person B. "Awww. that sucks."

by yuip August 2, 2009

Vanilla sex

Basic ass sex

Chick: you actually enjoy missionary sex?
Dude: yeah! Vanilla sex is great! if it ain't broke don't fix it.

by Spicyyy December 26, 2019

Vanilla Sex

The most common fetish of all. Vagina fetish for men; penis fetish for women.

"I think I have a vagina fetish." "Oh no you mean vanilla sex."

by Wombachoo October 11, 2007

Vanilla sex

Imagine two 13 year old virgins hooking up having sex with a very first time imagine how lame and boring that would be. Now dumb that down by 2x and that's vanilla sex.

that bitch look like a freak.. but all she fucks is vanilla sex ole lame ass fuck

by TexasWood⚡⚡ September 20, 2019

Triple Vanilla Sex

A mysterious act or concept that nobody really knows about, but many claim they know how to do.

"Wanna know about Triple Vanilla Sex? Okay, take some vanilla ice cream, put all the weed inside, mix it all together, you take it, you get high, it's the craziest feeling ever."
"No, no, no, I know about Triple Vanilla Sex. It's when you're with your girl, and you take the Vanilla Ice Cream and you eat it all over each other."

by Cola37 September 15, 2015

Midwest Vanilla Sex

A more boring variety of what is considered vanilla sex.

Oh my god, Im never hooking up with Greg again. He only gives me Midwest Vanilla sex.

by MDWC January 24, 2021